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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Must Suck TV: CBS Sitcom to be Based on Colin Cowherd

Set your DVRs, folks: Our good buddy Colin Cowherd is coming to your TV screen!  CBS is making a sitcom based on the life of the greatest radio talent of our generation (although I find it hard to believe that network censors will be able to clear the title - Schrutebag).

The blog Warming Glow had a story on the this soon-to-be TV classic and this was my favorite reader comment:

"Hold up one second. This is being developed by the people behind Cavemen!!! I am going to give it a shot."

Cowherd is going to serve as a producer on the project and, since we're such good friends, he gave the MZone an exclusive look at some of the episodes he's writing.

Check these dandies out:


Colin and his buddies at the radio station decide to have a competition to see who can go the longest without masturbating and become the "boss of his domicile."


Colin and his buddies go out to the new salad bar he's been raving about and get mistreated by the belligerent guy behind the counter whom they call the "Salad Nazi."


During a visit to LA, Colin decides to go water skiing and jump a dolphin (two parter).


What starts as an innocent trip to check out a college for an on-campus radio broadcast with his team Colin brutally strangles a blogger who claims Cowherd "borrowed" one of their bits.


In the season finale, Cowherd wakes up in bed next to his wife and realizes the entire premise of somebody actually doing a show about him was all just a dream.

I know: we can't wait either!  There is NO WAY this could fail!


BaggyPantsDevil said...

Cowherd jumped the dolphin years ago.

Yost said...

lol, BPD!

Bigasshammm said...

Post game celebration avatar photo!

phil said...

I actually have a pirated copy of Colin's first show where he plays a secret agent hero. I must say, it isn't too bad. He obviously plays himself.

I'll get a copy of his second show which is a ripoff of "The Flying Nun", titled "The Lying Scum".

Yost said...

Can't be him. Much too handsome, Phil.

Mikoyan said...

Speaking of TV shows, I watched the special on PBS about wolverines. That was really good and I am even more impressed by the teams' namesake. Any creature not much bigger than 30 pounds that will stare down a bear wins in my books.