Hickory, dickory, dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory, dickory-- Wait, WHAT?!
The clock is on one?!
I thought the clock was on two!
Son of a bitch!
Who told the mouse to run down?!
Bullshit! I didn't tell him to run down!
I was motioning for him to spike the cheese!
We don't have any timeouts left!
Get the fuck back up the clock!
Now!
Before the clock hits none
And my coaching days are done!
Hickory, dickory, dock!
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Are we starting to show an obsession with Les Miles?
Not sure if it is an obsession as much as a realization that maybe we dodged a bullet.
My son is a freshman at LSU -- and I can tell you, Les is not very popular down there right now. With all due respect to our situation, I would venture to say he is the least popular undefeated coach in the country right now.
You go where the funny is, BAM. And he's a goldmine.
As such, I'm bummed we didn't get Les - as someone who has a comedy-based CFB blog, LM is a daily material!
The Quotable Les Miles
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