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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Ode to Dave Brandon

In the wake of the dumpster fire currently raging in A2, I give you Ode to Dave Brandon (to be sung to The Victors.  Eat your heart out, Louis Elbel).


Fail! for the PR crisis
Fail! for being news with ISIS
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon
The source of fan unrest!
Fail! for the Hoke debacle
Fail! now our team is awful
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon,
A pizza guy at best!

ALT VERSION:

Fail! for the PR crisis
Fail! national news with ISIS
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon
The leader of this mess!
Fail! for the Hoke debacle
Fail! now our team is awful
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon,
A pizza guy at best!

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2 comments:

Ramona said...

Isn't it funny how creative ability can be unleashed in response to times of anguish.... Yes, a pizza guy about sums it up!

Dennis said...

Alternate last line:

Oh God, I am depressed.

or

With Dave we have regressed.

Honest, laughing with ya, not at ya.