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| The seal looks like the wheel from Wheel of Fortune. |
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| Hey look, there's a star above Lincoln! |
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| There’s a 20 foot statue of a farmer up there – pretty cool. |
Lincoln’s
main industry is service, and the economy is driven by the university
and the state government. There are virtually no suburbs as most of the
land around the city has already been annexed. The town is home to the
second tallest capitol building in the U.S. and is the hometown to
erudite talk show host Dick Cavett.
Nickname
– Cornhuskers. There's no conference in the country with the variety of
excellent nicknames that the Big Ten has. With the exception of the Wildcats,
and maybe the Spartans, each Big Ten school boasts a nickname that are
unique and instantly identify their teams. This might've been the best reason
to allow Nebraska into the conference. Cornhuskers is absolutely unique
and brings to mind only one thing: Nebraska. So much so that the state
officially co-opted the nickname in 1945.
Before the turn of the 20th century,
the Nebraska football teams had a number of nicknames including the Old
Gold Knights, the Antelopes, the Tree-Planters, the Rattlesnake Boys,
and the Bugeaters, which was their most popular name until 1900. At that
time, Lincoln sportswriter Cy Sherman believed that the Nebraska team
deserved a more glamorous name. The Iowa teams at that time were
sometimes referred to as Cornhuskers and Sherman thought that name was
better suited for the Nebraska team. Besides, Iowa fans were partial to
one of their other nicknames, the Hawkeyes. The Cornhusker nickname
stuck and Sherman went on to a 60-year sportswriting career and is
credited (or blamed) for originating the AP football poll that still
rues its ugly head over college football to this day (Hell, they even include disgraced Ohio State in their poll this season).
Mascot –
Herbie Husker. The Cornhuskers went through a number of mascots,
starting with Corn Cob in the ‘40s and ‘50s. Yes, this was a guy wearing
a giant corn cob head. 1962 saw the arrival of Husker Man who looked
like Purdue Pete’s alcoholic
brother. Husker Man didn’t stick around very long and gave way to
another anthromorphic corn cob, Mr. Cornhead, in the mid ‘60s (who looked like a weird condom with a red hat on top). Harry
Husker then took over in 1965. Is there any doubt he was based on
numerous boosters who set fire to the NCAA rule book?
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| The corn cobs are cool - the humans are seedy looking. |
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| I prefer original Herbie - he had a corn cob in his pocket. |
The
colors haven’t changed in Lincoln for over a century. At one point the
team wore gold as evidenced by the Gold Knights nickname in use in the
late 19th century.
But the scarlet and cream combo has been a Nebraska tradtion since the
Cornhusker nickname came into being in 1900. The only slight deviation
is the reference to the Nebraska defense as the “Blackshirts.” This
nickname is in reference to the black practice jerseys worn by the first
team defense in practice and dates back about 50 years when legendary
head coach Bob Deveney wanted the defense to wear a contrasting color to
the offense’s red scarlet. Thankfully the Huskers haven’t succumbed to the uniform nonsense of late and haven’t gone to a black uniform. Yet.
| Looks like something from Laugh-In. |
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| No need to mess with this. |
Fight Song – Apparently the Cornhuskers have at least two fight songs. According to this source, they play Hail Varsity after a touchdown, and There’s No Place Like Nebraska (also known as Dear Old Nebraska U) after the extra point. It’s unclear what they play after a field goal or a safety. If There’s No Place Like Nebraska sounds familiar, it should. It’s extremely similar, if not the same, as Florida’s fight song, We Are The Boys of Florida.
How could two powerhouse football programs - who met for the national
title in the 1996 Fiesta Bowl - have the same fight song? Evidently,
they also share the song with the Toledo public school system.
The lyrics to the two songs are quite different. Hail Varsity
is pretty standard fight song fare, with a touch of communist march –
heavy on loyalty, a politically incorrect sexist bent, and talk of
fighting for victory.
Hail to the team!
The stadium rings as everyone sings
The Scarlet and Cream
Cheers for a victory echo our loyalty
So on mighty men!
The eyes of the land upon every hand
Are looking at you
Fight on to victory
Hail to the men of Nebraska U!
There’s No Place Like Nebraska on
the other hand is much more charming and unintentionally funny (not to
mention a better tune). Any song that mentions that the women are hot,
the men are nerds, and the weather sucks is OK with us. The only
questionable lyric is the “true blue” mention. That might not fly with Cornhusker fans this week.
There is no place like Nebraska
Dear old Nebraska U
Where the girls are the fairest
The boys are the squarest
Of any old place that I knew
There is no place like Nebraska
Where they're all true blue
We'll all stick together in all kinds of weather
For dear old Nebraska U.
Academics – According to the most recent U. S. News' ranking of America's Best Colleges, Nebraska is 101st, same as last year by far the worst rating for any Big Ten school. Even Sparty is ranked 72nd. Nebraska's tied in the rankings with such academic powerhouses as Iowa State, UC-Riverside, Oklahoma and Tennessee. Maybe the N on the helmet stands for “knowledge" (I know: an oldie but a goody).
Athletics
– Nebraska is in their second year in the Big Ten and was a charter
member of the Big 12 Conference (and all its various incarnations) in
1907. It’s too early to tell who the Cornhuskers’ rivals will be in the B1G, but ack
in the ‘70s and ‘80s there was none better than Nebraska-Oklahoma on the
gridiron. However, when the Sooners moved to the South division of the Big
12 they didn’t meet every year which was completely stupid (are you listening, Dave Brandon?). There was an attempt to make Colorado a
rival but that never really took.
The Huskers field 21 varsity teams (Michigan has 27), including women’s bowling and women’s rifle (hey, it's Nebraska). The
women’s volleyball team is one of the most storied programs in the
country. It must be all the beaches in the state that produce such great
players. Nebraska has won three NCAA titles (1995, 2000, and 2006), has
been a runner-up three times, and has five other final four
appearances. The Cornhuskers are second only to Stanford in titles and
winning percentage. The men’s gymnastics teams have won eight national
titles, though none since 1994, and the women’s track and field team has
two national titles, though none since 1984. The men’s basketball team
has been a disgrace. They haven’t won a conference title since they
shared the Big Seven title in 1950! Know Your Foe didn’t even know there
was a Big Seven. They haven’t won an outright conference title since
winning the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletics Association in
1916. They’ve never won an NCAA tournament game, they’ve made only six
tournament appearances, and their first trip to the tournament wasn’t
until 1986 (but they did make the NIT last season).
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| When this guy's your all-time leading scorer you have a bad program. |
When
it comes to Nebraska athletics it’s football, football, football. The
Huskers began playing football in 1890 and have won 46 conference titles
and have won or shared five national championships, including the
undeserved share of the 1997 title. Only Michigan and Texas have won
more games than Nebraska, with Michigan's 900 tops. Only Rutgers has played more football games
than Nebraska (who’s tied with Navy and one game ahead of Michigan), and
Nebraska’s all-time winning percentage is 8th
best (Michigan, again, is tops). Not only has Nebraska had tremendous
on-field success, but they’ve sold out every game since November 3,
1962, an incredible streak of 322 games.
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| Maybe Carnac knows who will win on Saturday. |
Three
Nebraska graduates have been U.S. senators, five have been U.S.
governors, and one was even the president of Latvia, but, alas, no U.S. Presidents.
The Game – Boy, I have no idea here. It's a) on the road b) against an offense that's leading the B1G in points and YPG. Then again, "NU's" defense is tied with mighty Purdue in giving up 27.7 PPG and is tied with the B1G's real NU with the lowest number of INT's at 3 (a very positive stat as far as Michigan's concerned for reasons KYF doesn't need to explain). Nebraska has beaten 6-2 Wisconsin and 6-2 Real NU, two better wins than Michigan can boast, while losing to 5-2 UCLA and getting bitch-slapped by 8-0. So I think it's a coin flip and don't expect a blowout either way. With Michigan coming off an emotional win against MSU and the game on the road, unfortunately I think that could be the difference:
Michigan - 18 (5 Gibbons, 1 Wile FG)
Nebraska - 20
Michigan - 18 (5 Gibbons, 1 Wile FG)
Nebraska - 20










8 comments:
Another top-notch KYF, but with one glaring ommission. In the same vein as that ASU Cheerleader gone bad, there is a superfan of the Huskers who, well, I think you know what I'm talking about...
melissa harrington? funny the things you remember
now now now... you had me all the way up until the very end... I don't agree... flip that score!!
Even better:
MI 16 (3 FG)
Neb 10
I agree with Ramona's prediction (or is she actually Melissa Harrington?)
"1962 saw the arrival of Husker Man who looked like Purdue Pete’s alcoholic brother."
Haha, so awesome. Good luck to you guys today, and go Huskers!
Good luck to you, Big Red. Wish I could be there in Lincoln. Heck, even online Nebraska fans are classy.
Remember Melissa likes shamrocks as well if we remember from earlier.
Who is Melissa Harrington, and WTH with all the penalties, this has to be the most penalized team around (worse than MSU even)
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