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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Danny Hope's Next Job

As our friend Michigan Sports Girl of @SupportBradyHoke pointed out, apparently a super 'stache must be part of the job description for the Purdue head coaching job (which makes them look like a motorcycle cop, giant douchebag, or both).

Here's current coach Danny Hope...

"Step out of the vehicle please, ma'am."

...Who replaced Joe Tiller...

"He said, Step out of the vehicle.
Don't make me tase you!"

...Who was often mistaken for actor Wilford Brimley...

This is NOT Joe Tiller, though Purdue teams often play
like the cast of COCOON
...But never Sam Elliot from The Big Lebowski...

"Way out west - West Lafayette,
actually -  there was this coach..."

But let's face it, the Purdue head coaching job isn't exactly a long-term employment opportunity.  So the MZone brain trust got together to bat around some suggestions for Hope when the time comes for his inevitable post-Boilermaker job search.  Let's face it, with his look, he should have no problem landing one of the jobs below.


MOTORCYCLE COP

As mentioned above, this really is the obvious choice.  But it goes both ways.

Danny Hope's next job...or Purdue's next coach?

70s PORN STAR

Sure, the time travel part might be tough. But with Hope's look, it might be worth overcoming the technical difficulties.

"Wanna see my 4-4 stack?"

FORMER PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT

Again, there are the time travel issues. But if Hope's only "attribute" is the 'stache - thus ruling out the 70s porn star - might be worth a shot.


...Especially when you consider that Joe Tiller pulled a SOMEWHERE IN TIME and is currently William Howard Taft in an alternate reality...



FOX NEWS "REPORTER" JOHN STOSSEL

Might be some overlap here with the 70s Porn Star.

"Is that a candle?  You tell me."
So, did we forget anything?  Leave us your suggestion for Danny Hope's post-Purdue job in the comments section.

3 comments:

Dennis said...

Well, there is always the moustache rider operator.

If he let it grow out got some Just For Men and moustahe wax he could do the live action remake of either The Laff-A-Lympics as the Dread Baron or Dick Dastardly in the Wacky Races.

VictoryForMSU said...

I hear KFC needs a new Colonel for their advertisements.

Just have to add in a soul patch.

susieandrew said...

I bet he's always wanted to be Keith Hernandez or Tom Selleck. Barring those, he could be a Norelco Mustache Trimmer spokesperson extraordinaire.