|Texas A&M walks home after getting f*cked by the SEC|
Unfortunately for Texas A&M, all signs point to no.
As Texas A&M was leaving Birmingham, some SEC members could be seen looking out the window and laughing.
"Texas A&M is like a 2 a.m. booty call," said defending National Champion and SEC member Auburn. "You know she'll head over anytime, so you don't respect her."
LSU agreed. "They're almost as bad as Missouri."
So, just what exactly happened? In an MZone Exclusive, we have obtained a secret recording of the discussions between Texas A&M and the SEC. Behold...
UPDATE: Thought the vid needed a little music so I added it to the clip below. Here's the original sans soundtrack.