Case in point is the pic below from Jon (aka @MonkeyWrench32 on Twitter). It's one of those reader submissions for which a mere "HT" or simple "Thank you" hardly seems adequate.
Actually, it was difficult even typing the "Thank you" above. You know, due to the coffee still coating the keyboard and computer screen after the spit-take.
|I Ohio Ohio?|
This tattoo is so egregiously bad, I'd almost think it's some photoshopped fake. But we are talking about Ohio. And they do have, shall we say, a "thing" for their tattoos there. Although, even if it was free like most tattoos in C-bus, this dude (I hope it's a dude) got ripped off.
ED. NOTE: It took me a couple viewings of "I Ohio Ohio," but I just realized I wasn't looking at someone's belly. I kept thinking as I looked at the picture, Maybe this is fake. I don't see the belly button. Where the hell is belly bu-- Ohmygod.
And yet "I Ohio Ohio" is only a mere appetizer to the humdinger below I stumbled upon while working on this post. Take a gander at "Ohio, Bloody Ohio."
And this one I know is real because there's a video of it getting done.
Yes, America, somebody is walking around with that on their body. Who, you ask? According to the tattoo website where I saw it, "This bloody ohio tattoo was done on my good friend Tara at this years Hell City in Killumbus, Ohio."
Yep. A woman in Ohio.