For instance, there are some 35 million search results for "M Zone" if you type the term into Google, but we're #1, which is nice.
Sadly, there are some search terms that bring people to our blog who are probably really disappointed when they realize they stumbled upon a college football blog. Like last night, for example. I saw somebody came our way after doing a Google search for - wait for it - "Best way to have sex with sheep."
Of the almost 2.2 million (yes, MILLION) results for such a query, for some reason the M Zone shows up in the #3 spot on page one.
Now, I didn't remember writing a sheep f*cker post so I clicked on the link to find this mini-blurb of an off-season post from March 2010 about an Arizona man who was very fond of his neighbors livestock.
See how bleak it gets during the off-season when Ohio State coaches aren't lying and our b-ball team isn't making The Dance?
|What are you looking at? This is a college football blog.|
ED. NOTE: Sadly, just posting this post about the above will probably take us to #1 in the sheep f*cker search engine results. Great.