Some of you probably were beginning to put the pieces together based on recent news events and how they matched up perfectly with my blogging absence. You were right to assume this was no mere coincidence.
For the rest of you still scratching your head over the cryptic clues, I'll just come clean: When I'm not blogging, I'm the United States ambassador to Egypt.
I know, shocking to some but for others it makes perfect sense. So while you're not getting your daily fill of Photoshopped movie posters and semi-naked co-eds, I trust you understand the obvious work distractions. Plus, my Internet access has also been severely curtailed.
Thus, please bear with me while I solve things on the diplomatic front so that I can get back to my true calling: running a marginally successful college football blog during the offseason when most folks don't really give a rat's ass about college football blogs.
Thanks for your patience.
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Because it's the right thing to do.