I'm on vacation in Florida (78 degrees tomorrow!) and Mascot Man pulls up beside me at a stoplight. If it wasn't for the fact that the tires were bald, gray exhaust fumes where coming out of the tailpipe, the RV is at least 20 years old, it has a lighthouse in the back window and a super classy combo ladder/storage locker, this vehicle would be a real OSU chick magnet. Hey, enjoy the off-season.
Caption contest, anyone?