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Monday, January 10, 2011

Where's Brandon?

Ed. Note: This was going to be a much bigger post complete with another exclusive MZone video.  But, alas, due to a @#$% computer issue, this is it until I punch my fucking foot through the fucking monitor correct the problem.

As we noted over the weekend, Wolverine fans have taken to flight tracking websites in an effort to figure out who Michigan's next football coach will be.  Folks are getting all Da Vinci Code trying to ascertain where AD Dave Brandon is and who he's talking to.

But instead of just blowing off work as you spend hour after hour focusing on Michigan and its search - all while pretending to be working on your TPS reports - now it's starting to cut into family time.

Well, MZone Children's Books, a division of MZone Publishing, has just released a book so that your kids - you know, those little creatures who live in your house that you've been ignoring since Rich Rod was fired as you constantly hit refresh on MGoBlog looking for updates - can play along in your search for Dave Brandon while you obsess over it on your computer along with the rest of the Maize and Blue Faithful

"Daddy, look! I found him! Here. Visiting this school in Akron!"

"No, Timmy. He wouldn't be there. That's the home of a crappy MAC team. But keep trying."

"Here he is! Is this him, Daddy? In Palo Alto? (AFTER A SECOND) Daddy, why are you crying?"


phil said...

I found Dave and took some videos of him. He was getting the plane ready for a flight to the beach?

srudoff said...

pretty sure Brandon thinks that he'll have a coach faxing in a letter of intent of national signing day

srudoff said...

mgoblog had an eerily similar story/headline on Saturday btw

whetstonebuck said...

I heard, from reliable sources, that Brandon is actually interviewing for AD jobs around the country. He has no intention of dealing with this hot tamale.

Waldo, overboard!

Andy said...

I still have faith in Brandon.

I have a good feeling that today and/or tomorrow will bring an end to this step of the nightmare.

What do tigers dream of,
when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.

Don't you worry your pretty stripped head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson
and your cozy tiger bed.

And then we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug
and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers,
well then we're shit out of luck.