Somebody pinch me!
Sure, the cynical may mock. Let them. The rest of us will simply bask in the college football equivalent of a three-way. Savoring a triple play of bowl games
They didn't need to do that. But they did. For you. For me. For America. I would have just gone with something like the New Mexico Bowl presented by Tradition, Bitch. Or the This is Why They Play the Fucking Game Humanitarian Bowl. Or the
Yeah, I know: I'm preaching to the choir.
Who among you reading this post hasn't been salivating over the prospect of watching the Troy...IThinkThey'reTheTrojans take on the Ohio Bobcat mascot? Damn! We're talking about the second place team in the MAC's East Division going at it against the team that was a mere 14 points shy of upsetting Louisiana-Monroe on the road in October.
Pinch me again! Like an Aggie this time!
That's why I say screw Christmas shopping when you can glue your ass in front of a TV
Yes, sir. Just writing about it fires me up. I haven't been this excited in front of my computer since I first discovered PornHub.com.
And don't even get me started on the BYU vs. UTEP in the
I mean, just look how excited the New Mexico Bowl Executive Director
So let others make fun of the numerous bowl games. Not I. No, sir. I will simply feast upon the bounty bestowed on me by the loving, merciful and generous college football gods.
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