|What do you mean it wasn't basketball?!|
I'm sorry, what? Football? Yeah, right.
--Illinois shooting guard Nathan Scheelhaase--
Would you stop screwing around?! I'm trying to finish a story here! I have a deadline.
--Nathan Scheelhouse attempted a 15-foot--
For cryin' out loud, stop with the football shit! The score was 67-65. In Ann Arbor. Which means it had to have been at Crisler. Which means it was a basketball game. Not next door at the Big House. Home of Yost, Schembechler, McCartney's Monsters. There is no way in hell a Michigan football team gave up 65 points in the Big House to an Illinois team coached by Ron Zook. I--
Fine, turn on ESPN.
Holy f*cking shit!
HOLY F*CKING SHIT!