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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: "Duck" Star seen in skies over Los Angeles

(from MZone wire reports)  Los Angeles, CA -- The college football destruction machine known as Oregon football was seen late last night heading toward Los Angeles.  Residents are being urged to remain calm. Officials hope their only target is the USC football team on Saturday and that they will spare the rest of the city.

Please stay tuned to the MZone as this story continues to develop.

11 comments:

Mikoyan said...

We are orbitting the planet. the moon with the rebel base will be in range in 30 minutes.

phil said...

After seeing the Duck talking to Lane Kiffin, maybe there is something to this Duck Star:

Lane Kiffin: So what team are we playing this week?
Duck: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to know who you’re playing this week.
Lane Kiffin: We don't need to know who we are playing.
Duck: This isn’t the team you need to prepare for.
Lane Kiffin: This isn’t the team we need to prepare for.
Duck: You can prepare for Notre Dame
Lane Kiffin: We can prepare for Notre Dame
Duck: Pay no attention to all our scoring.
Lane Kiffin: Pay no attention to their scoring.

GO DUCKS 2009 said...

Outstanding! GO DUCKS!

GoBlueBob said...

Yost... I am really impressed that with a simple post of the Duck Star you now have Oregon fans visiting by the badelynge, bunch, brace, flock, flushe, paddling, raft and team.

Brad said...

Spreaded and Shredded they will be

Yost said...

GBB, love to see that! Eugene was one of the best roadtrips I ever had. Classy fans. Glad to have them here in the MZone.

Mike said...

Yost, glad to hear that you had a good time out West. This post was pointed out to me by a fellow Duck fan. Very cleverly written, but Phil's commentary, or rather script for the upcoming week, was hilarious. Out of respect to you all, Go Big Blue! Oh yeah, Go Ducks too!!

Tom Atkinson said...

Last year when USC played in Eugene on Halloween, some people called the game "Fright Night". We now have an illustration for: "Fright Night2: Terror in LA".

-TJDuck

Lawrence said...

Yost,

How dare you call us classy!!! We hand out dog biscuits to husky fans. We boo injured players on the field for holding up our offense. I love my ducks and we've worked hard to earn the reputation as the best (worst?) hecklers in college football. I'm just shocked and saddened that anyone would call us classy. PS when's the next matchup? I'd love to travel to the Big House

Brian Libby said...

Even with a fake Duck Star hanging over the Coliseum, my eye still focuses on those crazy bleachers-in-front-of-bleachers configuration they have in the end zone. You know you have a challenging stadium when your end-zone seats are so far away from the field they have to put new bleachers in front of those!

Yost said...

L,

I would love another match up. Sadly, I think we're still picking up the pieces from the last time the Ducks came to A2. Both hopefully soon.

And my sincere apologies for the "classy" remark.

BL,

Totally agree. While there's a lot of history there, not a great venue to watch a game.