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Friday, October 01, 2010

Andrew Shirvell: MZone's Assclown of the Month (Already)

We're quick to point out the asshattery of Buckeyes and others here on the MZone. But sometimes, sadly, the douchebag label falls on one of our own.  Case in point: U of M alum and Michigan Assistant Attorney General Andrew Shirvell.

As I college football blog, I normally wouldn't put something like this up. But I happened to catch this story the other night on CNN and was so absolutely appalled by this guy - and because of the U-M angle - I had to post something for folks who might have missed it.

I'm not going to summarize or recap the story, if you're interested, watch the video below. If you're not interested, totally cool. This is (allegedly) a college football blog so I get you don't come here for news stories like this. But this jackhole's going around calling himself a "concerned Michigan alum" so, I guess this Michigan alum felt obligated to say something, too.



Since Mr. Shirvelll is so fond of the First Amendment, we here at the MZone are going to exercise our First Admendment right as well: Hey, Andrew, get a fucking life, dude. And quit hanging around outside the house of a 21-year-old year old college student.  And combing over his and his family's Facebook pages. And drawing swastikas on people.  Seriously, the shit's beyond creepy. It's obvious to the rest of us that even your issues have issues.

And while it may be only October 1st, I think it's safe to bestow upon you the MZone Assclown of the Month Award for October.

Congratulations!

UPDATEShirvell has taken a personal leave of absence from his job.  And his "blog" is now invitation only.

15 comments:

Mikoyan said...

When he asks why Mike Cox wont fire the guy, would this be the same Mike Cox that called off the dogs from the investigation of the dead stripper at the Manoogian Mansion? I mean if he's willing to allow a murder to get covered up, why would he give two shits about a stalker on his staff?

phil said...

He's a public servant and he is totally immature and lacks good judgement. Wait......I thought that was a requirement in order to become a public servant.
(i'm not kidding here)

whetstonebuck said...

"...even your issues have issues."


Ahahahahaha. Can I use that one. Priceless.

whetstonebuck said...

Oops. Add a question mark to that request.

Yost said...

Use away, Whet!

srudoff said...

is it me or does he look like Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) in the still shot of the video??

Yost said...

La-la!

srudoff said...

separated at birth?

Yost said...

Sru, that's good.

Andy said...

I have been pretty busy this week, so I have not really paid that much attention to this sad story, but after watching the video... beepbeepbeepbeep (that is the sound of my gaydar beeping very quickly).

There is no doubt in my mind this guy is a homosexual himself. He is so deeply in the closet he is arguing with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

The entire purpose of his actions are designed to throw people off ever finding out his little secret.

I just hope someday this guy comes to grips with himself, accept who he is, and find some level of happiness in life.

whetstonebuck said...

Andy,

Odd conclusion following a C.S. Lewis reference.

A2saint said...

who is giving odds that this prick Shirvell will be found in the bathrooms of DTW giving blowjobs

Andy said...

Whet

I am surprised I have to spell this out for you. The entry to Narnia is thru the closet.

whetstonebuck said...

Andy,

I knew that. Hence, the C.S. Lewis mention. However, that's not what I meant. Spell all you want. Here, let me help: A...S...L...A...N.

Catie said...

NPR is reporting that UofM has banned this sorry sack of bleep from the campus. His boss said he is a bully, but that he does have the right to free speech....Pulleassee! Sad. However very good move on the part of UofM!!