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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Ohio State Hostage Video: Free The Shirt!

To our Tosu readers (yes, you know you're here), the clip below is nothing more than a young (misguided) Buckeye fan doing a pretty darn good impression of ESPN commentator Lou Holtz.

However, to Michigan fans, the real story is the safety of the Michigan t-shirt being tortured and hung upside down on the wall in the background...



Thus, we implore the savages behind this vile piece of propaganda to release the shirt immediately, without condition.  For we will not rest again until Mr. Tee is back on the back of a Michigan fan, his cottony embrace keeping said fan properly clothed as he or she cheers while watching Denard Robinson race toward the endzone...only to curse like a sailor moments later as a long TD pass floats over the heads over our confused secondary.

Of course, since we have no direct contact with any of the godless heathens in Columbus, we may have to work through diplomatic channels at Northwestern (they really are like the Swiss of college football, aren't they?  I mean, who the hell dislikes Northwestern?).  Failing that, we will be forced to take direct action inside your stadium come November with our football team (assuming of course they don't suck giant ass again the second half of the season).

We will not forget you, oh brave Michigan tee!  Our motto here at the MZone is "Leave No 'M' Behind!' (Right after, "Hey, free beer!").

You have been warned.  Free The Shirt!

Michigan Tee Held Hostage:  Day 1

UPDATE:  A rescue mission organized by MZone reader Mikoyan may already be in the works.

12 comments:

whetstonebuck said...

"No shirt for you! Come back in one year!"

Mikoyan said...

Okay, I was bored...

http://actionfigurefollies.blogspot.com/2010/09/m-shirt-rescue.html

Yost said...

Check out the update to the post, Mikoyan. Well done!

phil said...

In the tradition of our present government administration, how about sending those evil villains a strongly worded letter. If that doesn't work, ignore the problem.

plooder said...

I'm not so worried about the shirt, but the young man featured in the video needs to be exorcised of the Lou Holtz demon. And for me, any demon that makes someone talk like they have a lollipop in his mouth is particularly insidious.

Mikoyan said...

What's ironic is that the backdrop I used for High Street can also be used as Cedar Street should any hooligans in East Lansing get ideas.....

But yes, the troops are gathering steam...Heading down US-23.....

Jeff said...

Let's see...considering that a portion of every piece of Michigan merchandise sold goes back to Michigan in the form of royalties, don't we want to incourage OSU fans to buy MORE shirts and send even more money to Michigan? It would be a noble sacrifice by the shirts!

Jeff said...

Let's see...considering that a portion of every piece of Michigan merchandise sold goes back to Michigan in the form of royalties, don't we want to incourage OSU fans to buy MORE shirts and send even more money to Michigan? It would be a noble sacrifice by the shirts!

Andy said...

Wow Mik

That is pretty impressive work.

Mikoyan said...

I'm not the Photo...err Gimpshop masters that you guys are as I am still learning that part of the craft. The action figures are fun though. The Enterprise is one I built a long time ago....

srudoff said...

Ha Mr. Tee - love it

"I pity the fool that hangs me upside down"

wingverine said...

I know this TYPE of Vermon!..... I HAD a friend here in Phx,AZ who would display a MICHIGAN FLAG upside down in his garage. Until, I was over for a Christmas Party......I strategically moved (Rambo Style) into Enemy Territory and Righted our Glorious Colors!!! NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF BLUE!

Well a shit-storm soon followed and funny thing.... I haven't heard a word from him this Season!
All the Better. GO BLUE!