The honest-to-God, actual headline below (here's the link) was sent in by our pal DW. It's a story about a coach leaving the Oregon women's b.ball program and it should have been on that segment on the Tonight Show...
Ho leaves position as women's basketball assistant
Of course, the departure begs the question: now that Ho's gone, how are they going to fill that opening?
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Friday, April 25, 2008
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has Imus gotten a hold of this yet?????
I suppose any kind of Tiny Bubbles comment at this point would be wholly inappropriate.
Possible other headlines:
Boys saddened by one less Ho on the Girl's basketball team.
Ho leaves Ducks for better tricks.
Lady Ducks will have to go with one less Ho next year.
Ho-less Ducks have gaping hole to fill.
Not my best work.
Too bad he didn't coach at Oregon State cause then the headline could have included something about "beaver".
The Oregon State Beaver connection has got some great potential.
I'd also ponder any Trojan, Campbell University's "Gaylord The Camel, and theWichita State WuShocks.
With out new favorite assistant coach Ho, and these names, there's got to be gold somewhere in there...
I know we're looking for a women's hoops coach, "Lady Cocks tap Ho for new head spot"
AND the winner....
way to go OOC
Is this blog supposed to be funny?
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