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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Sexually Active Bruins Don't Need Trojans

How heated is the rivalry between USC and UCLA? Well put it this way: apparently Bruin fans don't want anything Trojan on them, even during sex as evidenced by the pic below from the folks at BruinsNation...

Now, while I applaud the effort, I must say, I've seen the Bruin defense of late. And if these condoms perform in the same manner, uh oh.


whetstonebuck said...

So, we're comparing a leaky defense to a stretch-but-don't-break defense?

beast in 'bama said...

Seeing as its UCLA, they're probably emulating Ben Howland's defense, which will cover you, smother you, and prevent any fluid from leaching out...if that's what coach wants.

Not to be confused with Coach Wooden's 1-3-1 trap, which was more of a tantric thing.

samsson said...

They are actually repackaged finger cots marked bruin extra large...

san francisco values said...

Um, being reasonably close to WeHo, they should have known better than to say "why go bare when you can go bear." We'll just put that in the unintentionally funny column.

Matthew said...

"Go ahead and bRuin the moment!"

"Don't be bare, bear a Bear!"

"It's the U.ltra C.lever L.ubber A.lternative"

"Only YOU can prevent... knocking her up"

And my favorite: "The only Bruin defense that lets you score without sending your men onto the field"