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Saturday, January 05, 2008

New Buck Recruit on 'Roids?

And Michigan fans thought OSU's Vernon Gholston was huge? Ha!

Check out the pictures below which the MZone has secretly obtained showing an unnamed 4-star recruit from Findley, Ohio, who's already made a verbal committment to the Bucks and tell me this kid's not juiced!



Uh, in all seriousness, even if you're a Buck fan, how thrilled are you if you're this dude's neighbor?

"Hey, Jim, you see what I put up?"
"Yeah. I saw. Along with the crew of the Space Shuttle as they orbited over North America."
"Pretty cool, huh?"
"Sure...if I lived at the carnival. So, uh, how long you gonna keep the 40-foot blow-up doll in your front yard?"
"What are you, some Michigan faggot?! FUCKIN' DICK!"

(HT: LM)

34 comments:

Katie said...

He must be single.

whetstonebuck said...

The doll?

whetstonebuck said...

Actually, I thought it was Clifford the big red dog.

Katie said...

LOL@Whets, no not the doll!

goat7ed said...

40 ft blow up doll of a dude bent over? That is one lonely buckeye.

Bigasshammm said...

Only in OH would I expect to see something like this. Granted the football field in the cauldesac (sp?) looks pretty cool.

20 dollars via Paypal to the Wolverine fan who can paint (and get a picture) a bleeding balloon knot on that dollas ass with the words "Troy Smith was here."

WingRG said...

Welcome to America's obsession for "supersizing" things.

Killing My Liver said...

He's actually taking a dump in a 30 foot cooler, so he can throw it at passing UM fans.

whetstonebuck said...

"He's actually taking a dump in a 30 foot cooler, so he can throw it at passing UM fans."

Fashionable yet practical.

phil said...

It still wouldn't keep Jehovah Witnesses from ringing that doorbell.

Andy said...

I'd love to see a t-shirt with that thing blowing up.

Hemlock Philosopher said...

I thought Mark Mangino was a Jayhawk...

harry hasselhoff said...

I didn't know there was another Mangold sister!

Joshua said...

"40 ft blow up doll of a dude bent over? That is one lonely buckeye."

Classic.

Joshua said...

But then again if he's a bent over Buckeye fan he's probably not that lonely.

zen wizard said...

Let's not rush to judgment--perhaps that youngster was merely taking Vitamin B-12, Lycopene, and helium--followed a sensible weight training regimen & a pressurized air cannister.

Killing My Liver said...

Holly Mangold.

+1 to you, sir

Jim Harbaugh Scramble said...

It's Findlay, OH not Findley.

Not that it really matters though.

This was on EDSBS a few weeks ago, however.

srudoff said...

rrod's on his way to Findlay as we speak

Joshua said...

I think the first place I saw it was over at With Leather, but it's blocked at work so I can't check.
Not sure if they have an aversion to Bondage or Berman, guess maybe I should ask.

One of them (WL or EDSBS)had an absolutely hilarious take on a neighborly conversation not unlike Yost's.

Paul said...

shocking. is it that they like the national ridicule that's invited by their behavior? maybe its that they don't quite get it.

Lysa said...

Totally off the subject,

but does anyone know if Darrell Stoum is a stong commit to UM?

Joshua said...

Lysa,

Stonum is listed as a solid verbal commit by everything I can find, but I thought he was going to be an early enrollment (as in now) and be able to practice this spring like Mallett did last year. Anyone know?

Oh Yeah said...

Not to hi-jack the thread, but have you seen the video of Coach Carr talking to the team after the game? I am a buckeye and it put a lump in my throat. I am not sure how to contact Yost because I don't see a "contact" place, but I didn't see it posted anywhere else on here, so I thought I would share it. What a classy guy!

http://menofthescarletandgray.com/

It should be the top story.

Go Bucks!

Oh Yeah said...

Ahh. Found the email address. You sneaky little bastard. :)

Katie said...

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=880&CID=746936

Take a look at how many of these kids have committed to tOSU! Only 3 are firm commits to Michigan!

Katie said...

The all star game has been fun to watch. It would be nice to get Pryor, he looks awesome. McGuffie finally had a good run. We also got Smith who declared at the game. He looks like he could hurt a few people.

MaizeandBlueinValpo said...

Pryor definately has skills, but I have been hearing a lot of negative things in regards to his attitude.

MaizeandBlueinValpo said...

How on earth did ND manage to get so many commits? That leaves me SMH.

Katie said...

I totally am like WTF? Weis can not coach college, and HOW the hell would anyone want to play for him when he has NOT proven that he can? Totally unbelievable!

Where are you hearing about Pryor's attitude? When it comes from speculation I say, give the kid a chance to prove himself. He seemed pretty low key at the game. Can you imagine having that much attention as a kid? It would have to be really difficult. I am not a fan of him not making a decision and wavering so, but then again, I can't imagine having to make that type of decision.

Ok....I am a party girl tonight....later!

Victoria said...

There is kitschy fun and then there is eye-gouging tacky. This Big Buck is the latter.

Even if that were a 40 foot tall Michigan player I would sneak over at about 3 AM and perforate it beyond repair.

And good call on envisioning the Bucks fan of invoking Michigan and homophobia to ward off any challenge to his home decour.

MaizeandBlueinValpo said...

People supposedly "in the know",claim that Pryor thinks he is above the law, can do whatever he wants without regard to the consequences, and is generally a prick. I'm personally witholding judgement. For one, I don't know him, and secondly, he is a kid. If the rumor mill is true, hopefully he will mature over time. Whoever gets him will be extremely lucky. Anyway, you go get your party on Katie.

MGoBlue93 said...

What is SMH?

whetstonebuck said...

I would guess "Scratiching My Head."