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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Caption Contest: A Buckeye and his Package

A little rivalry week silliness with the pic below of the world's tightest pair of jeans...


Leave us your best caption in the comments section. Here's what we came up with:

"Are those Buckeyes in your pocket..."

35 comments:

Jessica said...

"A victim of Ohio public schools and unable to read signs, Cletus unwittingly spent a pleasant afternoon shopping - in the women's jeans department."

Dezzi said...

"Don't act like you're not impressed..."

P.S. - I believe this qualifies as a "healing pic" for the lady readers out there...

TitleIX said...

Tom Brady shirtless = healing

tOSU penis man = disgusting

Katie said...

Uhhhh......no dezzi, this does not qualify as a healing pic!! This qualifies as "ewwwwww, doesn't that hurt?"
with another....ewwwwwww!!!!! tossed in.

Doug said...

He figured this would make it easier to find it when he's "relaxing" in the library computer lab.

J. Lichty said...

Ohio State Dean of Public Consumption, Gerry McPack does his best AJ Hawk impersonation in anticipation of the Game.

Joshua said...

"Is that a bucksstache in your pocket??...."

Joshua said...

Damn! Missed the "buckeyes in your pocket comment." Oops.

Out of Conference said...

Looks like the BUckeyes have finally figured out how to keep the Cocks down in a bowl game.

phil said...

In a few short minutes, Cheryl, an OSU graduate, is in for a surprise as she learns first hand about EHarmony.com's lackluster "Standards of Compatibility"

DaBraylon17 said...

those are the pants he wears when he goes to tressel's house when tressel's wife is not there...wink wink

Mikoyan said...

Looks kind of like Randy Johnson...

Anyways...

"Dude, the 80's called...they want their jeans back".

surrounded in columbus said...

not surprisingly, it never occured to anyone to ask Melvin what came between him and his Jordache jeans...

pacman said...

"Proof that Buckeyes are true nut jobs."

beast in 'bama said...

Bruce Singlet, president of the San Francisco chapter of The Ohio State University Alumni Club.

OR

Buckeyes. Bucknuts. Bucknaked, sailor - if you've got the money!

lovinum said...

Billy headed straight for the Columbus airport when he heard about the call for extras for "Snakes on a Plane 2."

August West said...

Hi. My name is Simon and I'm required by law to notify you that I'm moving in next door.

You like snakes?

kowisja said...

the limited two... losses in a row.

Andy said...

Not sure which is worse... the poorly done photoshop job on the buckeye logo or the poorly done photoshop job on his man package.

Either way. yuck.

Oh Yeah said...
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Oh Yeah said...

I agree Andy. But for the sake of the contest:

"Those who have big ones, flaunt them. Those that don't go to Michigan."

god of the whoppers said...

damn, missed the library reference, though the body looks strikingly familiar to the brokebuck maountain scene.

El Pendejo Grande said...

"Woody" blows off another Enzyte Anonymous meeting to troll for dates at Value City.

Maize said...

Wanting to be just like Vernon Gholston, this OSU fan decided to start taking steroids. Problem was he didn't realize that he was suppose to inject it into his ass. Typical OSU fan. Dumb as a stump with a stump to prove it.

WolverineSteve said...

Holy Mooseknucle!!

Joshua said...

A.J. was ecstatic about his newly gained athletic ability.

"And to think, it only cost me my soul", he thought.

If only he'd read the fine print which stated: "Eternal rights to soul also include right to switch gentalia with Paul the local pimp."

Boy! That satan guy sure has a sense of humor!

dh said...

Unlike Michigan's Larry Harrison, this Photoshopped "Buckeye fan" at least has enough sense to keep it IN his pants.

El Pendejo Grande said...

Earle Cooper, tailgate accessory model.

Wolf Blitzer said...

What is Yost drinking in this picture?

Yost said...

LOL, WB!

harry hasselhoff said...

Carl Monday, meet Carl Hungus.

Bonus points for anybody who knows which movie Carl Hungus came from.

OSUchick said...

Good one, Oh Yeah, that was funny!!


"The prostitute leaving court after the Hinton hearing"

Ok, that was low but it is all in fun....Go bucks!!!!!

Jim Harbaugh Scramble said...

@The 'Hoff

Hungus comes from the The Big Lebowski.

How're you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

harry hasselhoff said...

You are correct Harbaugh. nice call.. I wanted to spell "Karl Hungus" correctly, but I also wanted it to match up with Carl Monday.

oldwestside said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he sporting a 'stache?