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Monday, October 22, 2007

Playboy comes to A2

A story recently on MLive.com covered Playboy's stop in Ann Arbor to conduct photo shoot auditons for their "Girls of the Big Ten" issue. According to the story linked above, about 25 girls from U-M auditioned and 30 tried out at MSU.

The girl the MLive reporter followed in the story was a 20 year old U-M sophomore who said posing for Playboy has been her dream since she was 8 years old when she saw a Playboy at a friend's house and thought the girls were beautiful.

Uh, okay, somebody want to explain to me who leaves Playboy lying around where their second grader's friends can find them?

Below, the U-M history major talks about why she wants to be in the issue...




Okay, that was just...depressing. What's the old expression, about how you never want to see how laws and sausages get made? Let's add Playboy to that list.

20 comments:

whetstonebuck said...

You had to know this was coming:

Okay, one more time. Tell me about the high intellectual standards required to gain entrance into the UofM.

Yikes!

Matt said...

As a grad of UM, I'll be the first to tell you that there are stupid people there.

As for Amber Sue: would I tap that? Absolutely. But she isn't quite Playboy-hot. And then again she looks like she's already been "tapped" by half of Chi Psi.

She's only furthering the stereotype that UM girls are not attractive, while failing to prove correct the belief that they are smart. Thanks a lot

Matthew said...

If you turn the sound off, she looks like a dude... with an 80's rocker wig.

I'm sorry guys, but no-one goes to UM for the chicks.

Then again, there may be an opportunity here. Have you thought about what to do during the 8 month off-season? Why not a weekly segment called "Beautiful Girls of Michigan".

I'm sure one reason for this negative stereotype is because Michigan girls are too classy/smart to let half-nude pictures/videos of themselves get posted on the internet. So you're just going to have to post pictures with their clothes on.

TitleIX said...

you mean you guys actually TALK to the Playboy pictures????

I mean, responding to the articles I could see, but I never knew you actually talked to the pictures.

wow.

whetstonebuck said...

"I mean, responding to the articles I could see, but I never knew you actually talked to the pictures."

Sing with me:

If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages,
Maybe get an animal degree,
I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!

Katie said...

Whets......tell me you are NOT comparing women to animals.....please...........Elvis or not.....you could be asking for a lot of trouble with that comment...:P

whetstonebuck said...

Katie,

You think too hard. Talking to the pictures reminded me of Dr. Doolittle (not a reference to any Head Coach, mythical or real).

I thought the "animal degree" was especially humorous.

That's all there is to it.

Maybe I should get that first cup of coffee now.

beast in 'bama said...

T9: Am I alone or in a barber shop?

Matt said...
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Katie said...

Whets,

Whew! Thank you for clarifying! Maybe I should get a cup of coffee too ;o)

Matt said...

I have one word for you all: airbrushing

It was late when I said that I would tap that. I was tired. See how a little confusion can really help some women out? No wonder alcohol is the ugly girl's best friend!

whetstonebuck said...

Katie,

Make it full strength. The brain cells just come alive.

Crock said...

"I'm sure one reason for this negative stereotype is because Michigan girls are too classy/smart to let half-nude pictures/videos of themselves get posted on the internet."

nice comment, Matthew!

TitleIX said...

BiB--
LOL funny

Whetstone--
you are one sick dude
that, or you are watching WAYYY too much Nickleodeon. (sp?)

:-0)

whetstonebuck said...

T-9,

I don't get Nickleodeon so you nailed it.

Are you talking about the Dolittle comment or the response to your question in the recap thread?

j said...

There is a new rule to find out if a girl is a real dog. Give her to Ellen DeGeneres. If she re-gifts her to someone else.....she's a dog.
(oh, i'm bad)

TitleIX said...

Whetstone:
The Doolittle animal segue.
The other thread simply got you a "touche" ;-)

as opposed to a "tooshie" which would be my ass which would be rude. (but quite high on the tapable scale i/m/h/o)

double entendre entertainment done!

MGoBlue93 said...

Yes T9... men look at Playboy for a number of reasons.

I'll second Matt's 12:14 post.

I wonder of the breaking and entering female masturbator will show up for the shoot?

MGoBlue93 said...

re: my post about matt's post...minus the tapping of course.

Katie... how about representing the grad students? :)

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