Folks, to say I'm sprouting wood just thinking about today's Michigan-Eastern Michigan clash...would be a lie. This game deserves to be buried somewhere on the BTN.
The 3-2 Wolverines square off against the 2-3
Then I found out they use the spread offense.
Now I'm nervous. Because, as we all know, if Michigan played Our Lady of Crutches, and they lined up in the spread, we'd be sweating bullets well into the 4th quarter.
As such, my continuing cheap ploy of Reverse Blog Psychology (RBP) forces me to make the following prediction:
Manningham-less Michigan - 24, The School Down the Road with the Big Penis-Shaped Water Tower as their Best Known Landmark - 56
Ed. Note: Please note the 24 points I'm predicting for Michigan in no way includes the making of a FG. The 24 comes from four TDs and four missed extra points.
I-think-that-was Michigan - 33, Can-we-play-them-again-coach EMU - 22
Jesus, we stank. Leave your thoughts in the comments section. Vent away, people. Vent away.
Oh, and this just in from Vegas: Crutches are listed as a 6 point favorite.