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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Coming soon to a theater near you...

DEEP-VOICED NARRATOR GUY: "In the world they used to know, Notre Dame was at the top of the college football food-chain. But in this hellish place they've landed, they're just any ol' school. A school that hasn't won a bowl game since the Carter Administration. A school that gave a ridiculous contract extension to coach who's biggest wins so far are against the service academies. A school whose starting QB looks like an emu."

Planet of the Apes: South Bend Remake

JOE MONTANA: "Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home in South Bend. All this time... Bob and Tyrone and Charlie finally really did it. (screaming) You maniacs! You blew up the program! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! And by hell I mean a crappy bowl game in mid-December!"


Killing My Liver said...

Dam dirty Domers

Out of Conference said...

To steal liver's point:

MNC Crystal Trophy to Angry Crowd: Get your paws off of me, you filthy Domers!

Hats off to you guys- funny shit!

beast in 'bama said...

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of Weis is sheer nonsense. Why, Weis is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

The King said...

All three readers who get this reference have now posted, and have posted wonderfully.

TitleIX said...

add a fourth "getter"
but no way to top the prior posts.

And I don't plan on even bringing up gorgeous but mute Nova for you all to salivate about....

Killing My Liver said...

Did you just call me a nerd ? Or just obscure ?

TitleIX said...

I read it as REFINED liver, REFINED :-)

beast in 'bama said...

Who knew you could derive a Michigan pep talk from Dr. Zaius?

It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

SubwayDomer26 said...

Actually, its a crappy bowl game in January...and out of the country. International Bowl, HERE WE COME!

Killing My Liver said...

Or enriched ? Like flour ?