Gleeful Notre Dame Bashing

We here at the MZone are 100% 85% 46% pretty certain Michigan will not be embarrassed on national TV will win on Saturday. As are U-M fans everywhere while also beseeching the football gods.

But just in case Notre Dame should somehow pull off a stunning upset of the how the fuck are they heavily favored Wolverines, we figured we better get our jabs in while we still can this year.

As such, here - with a few tweaks - are some of The Best of the MZone Notre Dame Posts...

WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE CHARLIE WEIS



COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

DEEP-VOICED NARRATOR GUY: "In the world they used to know, Notre Dame was at the top of the college football food-chain. But in this hellish place they've landed, they're just any ol' school. A school that hasn't won a bowl game since the Carter Administration. A school that gave a ridiculous contract extension to coach who's biggest wins so far are against the service academies. A school whose starting QB looks like an emu."

Planet of the Apes: South Bend Remake

JOE MONTANA: "Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home in South Bend. All this time... Bob and Tyrone and Charlie finally really did it. (screaming) You maniacs! You blew up the program! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! And by hell I mean a crappy bowl game in mid-December!"

JIMMY CLAUSEN PHOTO ALBUM













Ed. Note: After further research, it has come to our attention that the last picture above is not Jimmy Clausen. While the confusion is understandable due to the uncanny resemblance between the small zoo animal and the future 5x Heisman winner for the Fighting Irish, we want to make sure people know that these are indeed two different pictures.

Furthermore, we believe the mix up was fueled by all the Notre Dame haters out there saying "Jimmy Clausen sucks" which, for obvious reasons, led many to believe the photo in question was in fact Mr. Clausen.

We apologize for any confusion and will work harder in the future to be more specific when putting up pictures of nearly identical subjects.

Sincerely,

The MZone Staff

FIRST CONFIRMED MEETING OF THE JIMMY CLAUSEN FAN CLUB

Then there's this site - the Jimmy Clausen Network - that reader BK initially sent us.

Ok, we sure as hell better win the match-up of 0-2 juggernauts on Saturday.

Oh, and to all the Notre Dame bashers out there who will now be linking to this post for the rest of the season...you're welcome.