Jason Simmons, a former Ohio State football captain and current middle school teacher, was booked on two counts of sexual battery and single counts of unlawful sexual contact with a minor and importuning (look it up) for allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old female student on three occasions since May.Simmons was a four-year letterman and team captain of the Bucks in 1993. When asked for comment, Buckeye fans said they were disgusted and appalled by Simmons as he went 0-3-1 versus Michigan during his football career in Columbus.
No word yet on whether he decided to grow his Backstache before his alleged criminal activity began or after.
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Hey guys,
I'm not sure if you guys have seen this yet or not. Regardless, here's another addition to your buckstache archive:
href="http://deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php"
The tags on the post tell the entire story.
Make sure to watch through the entire thing. The end is classic.
I'll give credit where credit is due. For facial hair, it really doesn't look too bad.
I played for Coach Simmons when I was in high school in Dayton. He just grew that facial hair this summer, when he started having sex with the little girl. Little ironic
Evidently Mark Chmura's how-To video series on landing hot young ass just didn't quite provide enough on the not getting caught part.
Buckeye captaincy and/or his record against UM not withstanding, if the allegations are true this guy is a scumbag. Supporting OSU's football team is one thing, but betraying trust of parents and children is in-excusable. If these allegations are true, this guy should get the maximum penalty.
OSU fan
So that is what all the buckeye fans cheer for at games. O-H-MALE-HO'S. makes sense now.
Is that a third eye on his forhead?
HAHAHAHA I love the "buckbeard" comment. So funny.
Importuning?
Too fast, too furious ?
Chris Hansen went to Michigan State, so WE are part of the SOLUTION!
I like this site and I like the jabs at rivals, but I think making light of something like this is distasteful. Implying that OSU churns out pedophiles is just over the line. It makes light of the accused, the victim, and elevates what is, ultimately, a kids sport played by young men.
Face it, college football is not reality. What happened here with this teen rape case is. Let's not make light of it.
Did wingrg just drop a "OSU" without the "t"? Do you loose alumni status for such infractions?
We're talking about a grown man having sex with a teen-ager, and all you're worried about is whether i signed my post "tOSU fan" or "OSU fan"? You, my friend, need a reality check.
BTW, i completely agree with "jmy".
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