Last week, we got an email from the columnist doing the 2007 college football preview for Penthouse magazine. He had suggested to the magazine that they rope in some of the top college football blogs and fan sites to spice it up a bit and be different. They agreed and, due to our obvious expertise in the art of merging college football and porn, he contacted us.
Now, like many of you, my first thought upon receiving his email was, "Penthouse has a college football preview?" (which came right on the heels my first first thought which was, "Penthouse has words in the magazine?"). But they do and we were asked to give our answers to five predictions/burning questions for the upcoming season which we'll share if and when we make the cut.
More importantly, I want to know if Penthouse has a photo shoot for its All-American team. We all know Playboy does but I have to think Penthouse's shoot would be a tad bit more, shall we say, risque ("Hey, is that Darren McFadden with the cock ring and the nipple clamp?").
In any event, we sent our responses in and will let you know what happens. This may be the best chance some of you have to justify the purchase of a porn mag to your significant other: "What pictures, honey? I just want to see
Yes, folks, the long, slippery slope towards the (S&)MZone has begun.
Ed. Note: To those readers who are offended by the above, our apologies: we promise to never mention Captain & Tennille on the MZone again.