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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

MZone Caption Contest


Leave us your best in the comments section for the picture above. Here's what we came up with...
After a heavy night of partying, Ohio State student Lisa Kelner couldn't hang on to Sloopy nor her turkey meatloaf dinner.

27 comments:

Devil said...

In a ritual little known outside the state, an Ohio State student summons the ghost of Woody Hayes by praying to the Scarlet "O."

wolverine71 said...

One fan's reaction to a bucknut naming their first born Tressle Hayes.

Out of Conference said...

God - losing bets to my roommate suck. I can't decide which is worse, this freakin ugly ass Andy Worhol/ Marilyn Monroe shower curtain that she now gets to put up or having to wear this shitty Buckeye towel.... oh god, they both make me yyyaaacckkkkkkkkkk.

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

Originally thought to be a galaxy far, far away, scientists have now determined this Hubble Space Telescope image to actually be the lavatory in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

Wholesome Goodness said...

"You mean that guy I made out with at the bar last night wasn't my brother?!?!?"

Schiano for Pres! said...

In a furious contest of keg olympics, the OSU students made sure that Florida wouldnt win another national championship, and paid dearly for it the following morning.

Seth said...

After a night of cocktails (emphasis on the first syllable) and White Castle sliders, osuck student, Buffy Balshine, mistook the porcelain 'shoe for ohio stadium. Because her roommate recently "dropped the buckeyes off in said 'shoe", what she found was something remarkably similar to the real thing in both sight and smell.

Darryl said...

Buckstache rides free. My Ass.

Darryl said...
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Darryl said...

After giving Katie Smith oral pleasure, I had to do something to get the taste out of my mouth.

Doug said...

After the national-title game, many fans were left wondering whether Ohio State even bothered to come up with an offensive game plan at all. But they did -- and one crafty Buckeye coed found it.

El Pendejo Grande said...

it was all fun and games until somebody blew an actual gator.

1650summitt said...

Buckeye Heroe's cereal.

Yeah thats the ticket.

nitz said...

1) My own private feedin' trough! Wait'll I tell Ma and Pa!

2) Even with bulimia, Buckeye "babes" can only slim down so much.

G8RB8R said...

"Bobbing for Toilet Trout" but, since this is a Michigan blog, let's just call it, "Bobbing For Buckeyes"

Eric said...

This advanced level OSU medical student wanted to see what a buckeye was really made of.

Bo said...

Suzi Tressell Hayes partakes from the punch bowl at a recent meeting of the OSU chapter of MENSA.

TitleIX said...

hate to be a party pooper....but where's the post about the Spring Game this weekend?????

god I miss football....

david said...

Stupid, Maurice Clarett...Maurice Clarett, Stupid.

Pat said...

Using my miraculous spectacles and a seer stone delivered by the angel Buckeye, I can get my entire OSU education in the comfort of my own home!

Touchdown Tshimanga said...

1. tOSU student administrator searches for future Buckeyes.

2. But dude, she WAS AJ Hawk's sister, it's not that bad, is it ?

brianthomasbuckeye said...

Oh, here it is!! Lloyd Carr's record against Mr. Sexy Jim Tressel. I knew I'd find it!

Sundawg said...

Realizing the connection between memory and smell, this tOSU coed returns home to Dayton without leaving her dorm.

(funny, but shameful)

That's right dear, put Vicks in the water, cover your head and breathe deeply; your stuffy nose will be gone in no time!

Thanks Coach Tressel.

Wolverines66 said...

If you stare at it long enough it says "Fuck Michigan."

drdavedc said...

Sure, "just take your parents credit card, get a $5000 cash advance and bet the whole fucking thing on the Bucks to kick Florida's ass in the national championship game, its a sure thing, hell they will be thanking you later" I am going to kill that cock sucker Andy when I get ahold of him! Blahhhhhhhh!

BARman said...

So what's with the bowl?? Overflow device?

Mike said...

She just woke up after an all nighter with Kirk Herbstreit :)