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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

MZone Caption Contest - Jimmy Clausen Style

We've had plenty of fun with future 4-time Heisman Trophy winner Jimmy Clausen. But when loyal MZone reader DW sent us the following picture from the USC Rivals board, we couldn't resist another opportunity to have a little more...and let our readers join in.

Thus, we're going to make this an MZone Caption Contest.


Here's what we came up with:

Hey, #26, Did you see what coach was eating on the sidelines? I think I'm going to be sick.

Leave us your best in the comments section.

14 comments:

Out of Conference said...

You take it... that fat-ass Weis didn't tell me they play tackle here. I thought it was the grab-ass touch stuff we used at Oaks Christian. Red jersey, my ass, those bitches look mean coming at me!

Ryan said...

eh heh, ahahhahaahahah TWO FAT JOKES!!! Brilliant! Thats why i read this blog!

mhentz said...

Notre Dame's newest gunslinger, Jimmy Clausen, can't hide his displeasure with actually having to hand the ball off as shown in this photograph. Commenting after the game, Clausen was heard to say, "Coach Weis promised me this would be a 100% passing offense. Had I known he'd expect me to hand the ball off from time to time, I might have accepted Coach Carrol's offer to come to Southern Cal and be the Trojan program's savior."

ctgarrick said...

"Since I had already thrown for 26 TDs and ran for 500 yds before the game even started, Coach Grimice wants me to give you guys a chance for once. Doesn't matter cause I am getting in my Hummer limo and leaving your punk ass when this is over anyway. Kiss the four high school state championship rings, bitch!"

Da Braylon said...

I cannot wait to play Notre Dame. UM will destroy them. I love Chad Henne and everything, probably my favorite UM quarterback, but how cool would it have been if Ryan Mallett was the starting quarterback versus ND? The top two rated quarterback's going head-to-head in a great rivalry. I think I would rather have Chad Henne completely embarrass Clausen though, show him how it's done.

Sundawg said...

Clausen thinking ... Colorblindness does not affect my abiltiy to quarterback.

[Hands ball to opposing player]

Clausen thinking ... Shit! Who was that?

Skurny said...

Clausen: "Do all the girls at Notre Dame look like this? It's gonna be a long four years."

Da Braylon said...

"Wow, Ryan Mallett really is better than I am."

hypnotoad said...

Hey Travis, does my Kool-Aid really turn my tongue gold?

Out of Conference said...

Yo, if I toss your salad like this, can I get a tat like you have?

Out of Conference said...

off topic but related to one of the above posts - I never saw the final prep QB ratings this year. Was Clausen and Mallet 1-2? Did they go to the Elite 11 camp? I can't remember who was 1st, but I thought Korn (Clemson recuit) came in 2nd and Garcia (Achilles - SoCar recuit) was 3rd at the camp. I'm speaking from memory and I could be way wrong on this- so no offense intended if I am.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

clausen practices fellatio on chin strap.

TitleIX said...

PARAOLYMPIAN CLAUSEN COMPETES AT THE NEXT LEVEL...........

Primo said...

My God, this speedo is really riding up on me.