Yes, it's time once again for another MZone Caption Contest. Give us your best for the above. Here's what we came up with...
After beating them in football and basketball, Florida again topped Ohio State in the finals of the NCAA Two Cars Smashed In A Garage Championship.Leave us your best in the comments section.
In a related story, Michigan failed to even make the TCSIAGC tournament for the 6th year in a row and has fired its coach.
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Michigan must be the little dirt bike against the wall.
New garage door = $1495
Body work/car repairs = $10500
Forgetting to remove the
Buckeye decal when you
moved to Gainesville = PRICELESS!
Larry (a Michigan fan) threw caution to the wind on his last day as a parking attendant for an Atlanta sports bar.
Bitch, I told you I won the damn bet as to who gets the to use the garage!
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Anon 5:14 - that's funny!
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan IS a GAtor fan.
That about sums up being an OSU fan in the south, where Fans of other SEC schools hate Florida every waking moment until they beat a team from the north. My friends lawn was spray painted and someone ripped off my license plate holder so that my leased car now needs a new bumper.
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Richard,
You are very right. I'm a Gator fan, and I'll never forget when I took a trip to Auburn (to watch us lose) and I was told that Florida are the yankees of the SEC. They all hate us, unless we win against "real yankees" It's something else.
As for the caption contest:
"Florida fans immediately declare they are the greatest car destroyers of all time.
Georgia fans laugh at Florida fans for not even having a car to destroy until 1990.
Jim Delany releases a letter complaining that the high academic standards of the Big 10 prevent them from recruiting reckless drunk drivers who are good at destroying cars.
Notre Dame had its car repossessed in 1990, but continue to talk about how awesome it was.
ESPN asks if this year's wrecked USC car is the greatest ever."
Ohio State education = $20,000
Value of OSU degree = $0
Putting an OSU decal on a Ferrari (obviously a Michigan alum) so that white trash Florida fans can trash it? = priceless?
All I know is that I gave my F-150 a Viagra and then this cute little red Chevy comes along.
rob g,
Your caption couldn't have been any closer to the truth. We are the greatest car destroyers in the world. The pictures speaks for itself. Just another victory for the Florida Gators while all the other schools fall further and further behind.
Ronnie Wilson (FLA offensive lineman) takes his hatred for everything Buckeye too far, making his Gators a prime contender for yet another (Fulmer Cup) championship.
The often-frenzied copulation ritual of the blue F-150 might miss the mark from time to time, but any resulting offspring will most assuredly be some shade of purple.
beep beep beep police bulletin
Terry Tate office linebacker and Gator fan spotted driving blue F-150 down buckeye lane. Please advise all buckeye fans to hide in your cars in the garage. You should be safe ther....OH CRAP!
hey anon. 9:50 that is a ferrari not a chevy
Anon 3:26 -
I believe the proper verb tense would be "...was a Ferrari".
Caption:
A frenzied Gator fan goes a bit too far trying to make like Joakim Noah "drivin' the freakin' lane on a Buckeye!"
Who knew Eddie Griffin was a Buckeye?
sorry boys, but this one doesn't even get past the plausibility meter....
a Ferrari?
with a tOSU sticker???
BAD Photoshop
BAD....
When asked about what happened in the garage, Eddie Griffin said "Brotha can't park, either."
I have a question for all you Florida and SEC fans here. When the hell are you guys going to get over the Civil War? Look, you put up a great fight. However, you lost. It ended over 140 years ago. Move on. Really, it's not that big of a deal.
Btw, as a Penn State fan, it was fun beating SEC "powerhouse" Tennessee for the third time in a bowl game.
Florida rides OSU again. Buckeyes like it on bottom.
Is that Michigan....Oh wait..That's right they didn't make it to the tournament.
"...Btw, as a Penn State fan, it was fun beating SEC "powerhouse" Tennessee for the third time in a bowl game."
Whupping them in Knoxville is better.
Anon 6:09 - It doesn't look like you're quite getting over the Civil War either, but let's hope you don't. More than half a million Americans died in that war- that's not something you "get over." I would have thought PSU fans had a little more class than that. I guess I was wrong; maybe Jim Delany was right about the education level associated with the SEC afterall and not just making excuses.
Anon 3:59
Joachim Noah never drove the lane he sat out for most of the game in foul trouble. Try again.
I love it when caption contests digress into vitriol. Hate! Hate! Hate!
For a minute there, I thought I was on Bruins Nation but then I remembered we were discussing universities with successful football programs.
"Thats right baby,bend over and take it for the third time!!"
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