In our post yesterday, we reported that the alleged EMU co-ed from last week was not the first incident of an uninvited guest to allegedly pleasure her or himself at the Pike house on the University of Michigan campus. Our story revealed the "monkey incident" from 2005 in which a small primate also used the Pike house as a masturbatory destination (pictured here)...
However, it has come to our attention that some folks across the blogosphere thought the picture above was not of a baby rhesus monkey but instead a photo of future Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen (shown here)...
While the confusion is understandable due to the uncanny resemblance between the small zoo animal and the future 5x Heisman winner for the Fighting Irish, we want to make sure people know that these are indeed two different pictures.
Furthermore, we believe the mix up was also fueled by all the Notre Dame haters out there saying "Jimmy Clausen sucks" which, for obvious reasons, led many to believe the top photo was in fact Mr. Clausen.
We apologize for any confusion yesterday's story may have caused and will work harder in the future to be more specific when putting up pictures of nearly identical subjects.
The MZone Staff