In our post yesterday, we reported that the alleged EMU co-ed from last week was not the first incident of an uninvited guest to allegedly pleasure her or himself at the Pike house on the University of Michigan campus. Our story revealed the "monkey incident" from 2005 in which a small primate also used the Pike house as a masturbatory destination (pictured here)...
However, it has come to our attention that some folks across the blogosphere thought the picture above was not of a baby rhesus monkey but instead a photo of future Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen (shown here)...
While the confusion is understandable due to the uncanny resemblance between the small zoo animal and the future 5x Heisman winner for the Fighting Irish, we want to make sure people know that these are indeed two different pictures.
Furthermore, we believe the mix up was also fueled by all the Notre Dame haters out there saying "Jimmy Clausen sucks" which, for obvious reasons, led many to believe the top photo was in fact Mr. Clausen.
We apologize for any confusion yesterday's story may have caused and will work harder in the future to be more specific when putting up pictures of nearly identical subjects.
Sincerely,
The MZone Staff
(HT: OOC)
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I want to see if you can find a way to have another label to a post that reads "Jimmy Claussen looks like a masturbating primate", because 1 is not enough.
Yeah, I agree with 2 "l"s. This is great stuff and certainly has the legs for at least a weekly feature.
Huge thanks for the HT, but in all honesty, your post from a few months ago about baby Jimmy inspired me.
anyone else think this kid is just a train wreck waiting to happen?
schiano:
If, like the monkey, he could that to himself there could be only one guarantee: he won't have much of a social life.
When the inevitable train wreck happens, will there be a "Jimmy Claussen IS a masturbating primate" tag? Or "Jimmy Claussen throws his own feces"? I see an endless supply of tags we could use that have a good chance of coming true.
Well he has Ron Powlus as his QB coach. What could possibly go wrong?
99 out of 100 ohio state fans do agree that the resemblance is stunning...clausen only wishes he could do that to himself, though
that's gppd stuff....
USCBarry
schiano for pres!,
if casey and rick are any indication, jimmy will be good for all of two games, then he'll go into the tank, (preferably, like his brothers, at the hands of UGA).
Yikes! That doesn't make a very nice screensaver.
Matt
Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in years!
Thank you!
Go Blue!
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