Holy shit! One hundred and twenty-eight felony charges?! Most 7th graders haven't gone to gym class that many times!
And where the hell were his parents?! A lot was cleared up for me when I watched the Columbus news story about the little thug. The kid's stepfather said something to the effect of, "We expected a few charges to come out of all this, but nothing like the number he's been charged with." You know, like 5, 6 or 48 would be a-ok. Typical "kid's stuff." Uh, hey, Mr. Brady, one - one - felony charge is too many!
Now, some may call our journalistic ethics into question for even covering this story, saying he's just a kid and we're being too harsh on young Mr.
Furthermore, others (probably fans of that school to the south which is still playing in a basketball tournament) may not be pleased with us lumping
But don't blame us the kid was sporting his Tosu best in all the news stories about his crime spree. And while it's true that he doesn't actually have a Buckstache in the picture above, that's only because his robbin' and witness intimidatin' days started before puberty did. Thus, below is an artist's rendition (aka Benny's mad Photoshop skillz) showing what he will look like when his sure-to-come "Buckstache" grows in...
(HT to all the readers who sent us this story)