Case in point: the picture below from Break.com sent in by MZone reader KE...
Folks, I think we can all agree that this is the reason the Caption Contest was invented. Here's what we came up with...
"After a night of heavy drinking, Paul decided that, instead of fucking Michigan, he'd rather fuck his best friend, Gary."
Leave us your best in the comments section.
"After a night of heavy drinking, Paul decided that, instead of fucking Michigan, he'd rather fuck his best friend, Gary."
Leave us your best in the comments section.
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"Let's....uh....just tell mom you had a wet dream...."
with ESPN voice over:
"without sports, this would still be disgusting...
The thought of fucking Michigan was too great an ecstasy for Gary, who prematurely loses his load before Paul can "sack his quarterback".
Wait 'til I get my hand out of his jeans before you take the pict.....
OK, promise me you'll delete that shot.
or
You mean I could have done the same thing by placing his right hand in warm water?
...sorry, I don't have a caption.
But I'm darn sure that I graduated from HS with the kid on the right; Holland HS in Michigan.
This picture explains a lot.
Was this photo taken in a library? Somebody get Carl Monday on the phone!
Small world, Matthew. I graduated in '98 so I assume this picture would depict a more recent grad, but I can speak to the fact that HHS probably still graduates plenty of people perfectly suited academically for tOSU.
Given this picture, perhaps he drove in from Saugatuck to attend however?
"Cletus learns the hazards of joking about his "package" being nicknamed "Michigan" while in tOSU country..."
lots of HHS grads in the comments today... crazy. ('97 here)
As I graduated from Hamilton ('93) I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at all the local people on here. Especially the Sausagetuck reference. The picture was taken right after they got back from Oval Beach I'm guessing.
"Sadly, after this drunken visit into his friend Timmy's pants, Bobby's relationship with 'Miss Michigan' was never the same."
Zach wins...contest over. I'm not going to try to top it.
BrokeBuck Mountain
'What are we gonna do, we got it bad......'
"I wish I could quit you..."
So Paul says, "Damn, that f'ed up liquor, I dreamed I went skiing (makes motion of pushing himself downslope with poles).
Gary repies, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I dreamed I got jacked off."
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OK, my Holland claim to fame - I was just up there Sat - Tues for a funeral.
Is that a beer can in your pants or just happy to see me?
... Holland ... claim, wife's band instructor left Alpena for Holland HS, Mr. C. Heard he just past away recently of cancer.
RES IPSA LOQUITUR
Somoene tell those cats you need more hands for a circle jerk.
...or at least that's what I've been told.
Hey Bennie and Yost,
This looks like one the guys on High street that called us Fags. This confirms that it was wishful thinking on their part. We know that they are all infatuated with the size of Henne's appendage.
Jeff
What, you think I screw everyone I see wearing an OSU sweatshirt? Well, I don't.......I give them hand jobs.
hose Buckeyes will hold on to Woody forever
Halftime at the BCS National Championship game.
Tosu is down 34-14.
In the locker room, Tressel is furious.
He sends Tosu coordinators Jim Bollman (Fuck Michigan shirt) & Jim Heacock (pissed britches) to a private office to calm down and brainstorm a strategy for the 2nd half.
Justin Zwick, in his prestine uniform that he hasn't had to wash once in the last 2 years, sneaks back and takes this picture with his camera phone.
no caption, because i am lame
Holland claim- My dad graduated from Hope.
Another bucastache seen in The Columbus Dispatch. Man wanted in connection with arson charges(setting fires to funeral homes, one fatal). Wearing buckeye hat, and sporting the new university stache!
Keep hatin boys, make columbus burn!!!!!!
Hey if you want a good laugh head over to the OSU scout board and check out how buckeye fan can’t understand why florida fans keep coming to their board to flame. In there minds it is NOT because OSU themselves seemingly do so to everyother school on earth. Also, firing Jimmy T(former god like figure) is a good idea too.
"Yeah, I know you guys worship Maurice Clarett, but that doesn't mean you have to imitate what is probably happening to him right now in prison."
or....
"unbeknownst to their friends, gary's secret nickname was 'michigan'..."
What started as a shake-dry turned into a Buckeye-style all-nighter, leaving Gary and Paul exhausted.
"Dude, I had the wierdest fucking dream. I was jerking myself off for an hour but I couldn't get off."
"I swear, I was thinking about Troy Smith the whole time..."
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