Among those also declaring early were third string kicker Buck Henderson, Frank Giraldi a walk-on who never played one down in 3+ years riding the bench and Carol Sunkowski, the girl who holds coach Jim Tressel's headset cord on the sidelines during games.
"I was starting to feel bad for Michigan," said Tressel when asked about all the players leaving his team. "I mean, I've won - what is it? - five out of the last six against them? So fuck it. I told the players all to go on, get the hell out of here."
Tressel added that "just for shits and giggles, with so many positions to fill, I'm going to see if I can beat them next season with Tri-Delt president Becky Tollin as my starting quarterback and Hun Lee Kang, an exchange student from Taipei playing running back and a little defensive end. Hell, I might even throw Justin Zwick in there for a couple plays. Just kidding. Is he still here?"

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hear those kids fucking rock in taipei.
Has Holly Mangold committed yet?
she's the Buckeyes starting fullback next year.
At least now Michigan may have a chance....
Yeah, and Asian kids won;t leave early for the draft - they ruv you rong time.
I heard Rosie is going to be on tOSU's offensive line...
And when I say she's going to be on the line... she's going to be the whole freaking line!
you sure that picture isn't from GM or Ford regarding early retirement opportunities????
gosh the Detroit auto industry sucks right now....
Only in your wet dreams, Yost.
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