Here's what we came up with...
"Spiderman is almost busted after having an affair with Troy Smith's girlfriend."
And this...
"With the library was closed, Mike Cooper decided to try and fuck his apartment building."
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Wolverine fan caught trying to masturbate on Ted Ginn's jock again.
"Is that Justin Zwick? I thought he jumped a few months ago..."
"they didn't have any sweatervests in my size. or pants."
Yes, obviously someone told Mike Cooper that the building was Michigan.
The Allman Brothers said it best...
"Ain't but one way out baby, lord i just can't go out the door.
Ain't but one way out baby, and lord i just can't go out the door.
Cause there's a man down there, might be your man i don't know."
Maurice Clarett, seen here disguised as Kirk Herbstreit, makes a daring escape from a federal prison today.
Apparently scared white as a sheet, Troy Smith tries to hide, "They won't leave me alone. They keep chasing me, they're in my dreams, chasing me down- I can't hide, they're everywhere, they say they're coming... the Gator defensive line!"
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Break out your easy bake oven and milk any cows you've got...it's headed your way.
You know the drill.
No doubt BiB - I better check the supplies and go ahead and put the car in the ditch ahead of time.
You guys better top off the genny's yourself. Looks like parts west are having their share of lights out.
Losing a bet to a Gator grad, one of tOSU’s finest learns that football is more than a game.
Desperate for a polaroid shot of a naked Troy Smith, Mike Cooper scaled the wall to his bedroom window. Unfortunately, his camoflague technique left much to be desired.
"Paging Carl Monday, paging Carl Monday, we've got a new scoop for you."
"Lloyd Carr scales Ohio State office building in a failed attempt to get a peek at Jim Tressle's play book."
LOL! Good stuff, folks.
Winner - Best Exterior Decoration - Tri-Delta Sorority.
"It's my dick in a house."
Learning what a metaphor is the hard way.
From inside: "Hey baby, I'm home (smooch)....Um, honey...whose pants are those?...."
I don't care how f'n cold it is, I am NOT climbing thru that tOSU shit....
"does anybody have a cigarette?"
Billybob just sneaks out of his sisters bedroom where they were practicing in-breeding right before their parents walked in.
Why one shouldn't skydive naked;
Tech experiment in teleportation gone VERY WRONG;
X-Files episode 7 (half man - half rock, that one) deleted scenes.
Chance, keep your fantisies to yourself.
"Holy shit... I can see that guys buckstache!!!
"A Man of the Slate and Grout"
"Man, AJ Hawk's going to kill me... why couldn't I resist that foxy Laura Quinn?
On the other hand, this building is moving its ass more than Laura was, so it's not all bad I guess..."
Gator Raid Gator Raid
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