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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Your Life vs. College Life

Another in an occasional series.

YOUR LIFE:

After remembering at 7:35 a.m. that your asshole of a boss has called a mandatory 8 a.m. meeting, you make it to the subway just in time. There are no seats left so you are forced to stand next to a poorly dressed man who smells as if he bathed in a vat of Romano cheese. But at least that almost cancels out the smell of urine emanating from the homeless woman to your left who keeps staring at you while humming old Huey Lewis and the News tunes.

COLLEGE LIFE:

Still hung over from a night of bar hopping...on a Wednesday, you blew off your 10 o'clock and your 11:30 but figured you'd at least make an effort to get to your 1 o'clock, if for no other reason than the cute brunette who always sits in the back with her iPod. Since strenuous physical activity such as walking across campus seems painful this afternoon, you decide to take the campus bus where you meet the girls below. After finding out you were all at the same bar last night, they invite you to join them for lunch. Hey, you can always go to that 1 o'clock some other time.


(HT to JZ for the pic)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can bet your life those girls don't go to michigan.

Yost said...

Call me crazy, but I'm going to guess Oregon judging by the big "Oregon" on the one girl's jacket.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

lunch would turn into a night at their sorority too.

Eric S. said...

No no no, Yost, that's Ore, as in Ore State, the new Mining college. Annnd I'm transferring.

MGOBLUE94 said...

2 Woman 2 Poles

Wheres You Tube when you need it!?!?

Crabapple Buck said...

Those two are from Oregon, watch out for the crown on her field.

Jim said...

Um, Hi, Yost. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Anonymous said...

Those two would definitely make work a little more enjoyable.

alex said...

Man am I glad college life is still ahead for me.

Jim said...

Ok JZ, since you sent Yost the pic, I've waited patiently all day. Now tell us the story. I don't care if you have to lie, make stuff up, or whatever, just tell us a damn good story.

Anonymous said...

Coaches Halloween Costumes is the post of the year

King of Ducks said...

Uh, Ya, I go to Oregon and ya, the one on the left is in one of my classes. So hot.

Chuck said...

Duck tell her we said hello.

Happy double oooh seven to you, and all your visitors. Especially the blonde from Oregon State.

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