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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Troy Smith Knows How to Score

Ohio State QB Troy Smith showed his best moves on the field and saw others show their best off it, celebrating his Heisman Trophy win at famed New York strip club, SCORES. According to the "dancers," Smith was a very generous tipper. "He will be a great pro," Scores Girl Kendall said. "He's got it. He's a natural leader. I can tell."

Uh, and just how the hell can a stripper tell this while giving lap dances to old Motley Crue tunes?

In a related story, Scores Girl Kendall has been hired by the Detroit Lions as its Director of Football Operations.

(HT: LM)

19 comments:

Kirbdaddy said...

Where EXACTLY does a poor college kid get the cash to tip strippers at Scores??? Must have sold his textbooks early!

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

bet kendall can evaluate talent better than knicks coach/gm Isiah Thomas.

Jerry Palm said...

I think Charles Woodson's agent errr family friend gave him that money kirbdaddy - bought him a suit too!

Anonymous said...

That story is so bogus...its written like an Onion article. With his mother and sister in tow in NYC, I'm sure he was at Scores. If he was, who cares? I'm not one to throw stones in glass houses.

Jim said...

That's it Troy - don't think about Florida. Concentrate on playing on Sundays one day, getting friction dances from strippers, and spending time in the Big Apple.

Anonymous said...

so fake...

Andy said...

The NY Post with a bogus story ????

Anonymous said...

Yost,

I am pretty sure that Scores Girl Kendall could do no worse than Matt Millen. With a record of 23-71 almost anything is an improvement. Even John L Smith could probably do better.

Anonymous said...

I bet Scores Girl Kendall would have the good sense to draft Troy Smith in the second round. Matt Millen would say he doesn't have the arm strength or something, and draft Matt Trannon or something.

Anonymous said...

Um, that's the Post. New York's worst newspaper and an arm of the Murdoch Empire. I'm not denying that Troy Smith did this, nor am I defending him. I just think the Post is the worst newspaper in the city.

If it were ESPN or Yahoo! Sports, I'd be much less sympathetic.

Anonymous said...

you guys are really stretching for stories.... try harder, this one just sucks all around.

richard cranium said...

Well he did also have his other captains with him there so I can see him going to the strip club with them. He earned it and for kirbdaddy, I can remember being poor and going to the strip club, if you know the dancers the lap dances are free. Plus nowadays everyone wants to "make it rain" so they save up dollar bills for a couple of months.

Anonymous said...

An absolute false story. That sucks they published that.

Jim said...

No confirmation yet on whether he vouched for Miss USA when Trump asked him if she had any Mad Dog or blow.

Man, this is great how so many Buckeye fans (certainly not all Buck fans), are jumping through flaming hurdles to call this story BS, when those same fans were the loudest critics of Arrington when his allegations surfaced without knowing all the facts. I guess when you're so used to defending Smith (you know - accepting cash, getting in fights), you find yourself defending him against allegations that he went to a gentlemen's club- a legal and common act among college age men, even in Utah.

Yost said...

Hey, well, if "Anonymous" says it's false then it must be, right?

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

"Smith was heard shouting, 'FUCK ME', as opposed to 'Fuck Meeeechigan' while staring at the titties."

Cottoncandy said...

jim, jim, jim. No Ohio State fan is screaming with their hair on fire about this.

You guys should just be glad that the Ultimate Wolverine Killer has used up his college eligibility and just leave him alone. Go ahead and make up all the stories you want about him, 'cause we think its funny!!!

Think Goliath goes around making up funny stories about David? No, he just stays in his cave, sulking, rubbing his one big eye and thanking Yawway that he's not a Michigan fan.

Anonymous said...

maybe he did sell his books early, he graduated last year

Anonymous said...

lol... T Smith is the first college kid I've ever known to go to a strip club... oh, wait... T. Smith has even graduated already... Nevermind, he's the first person I've ever known to go to a strip club... I don't know how those places stay open considering people only go there on slow news days, and they're usually famous...