SEC fans are also quite vocal about having the prettiest co-eds. And while we've always doubted the first assertion, we never disputed the second. We took their word for it.
Until now.
Because judging by the picture of the Gator "super" fan below, we are starting to question that claim. We mean, really, really, really question it. Like Iraq Study Group question it.
Uh...what the hell is that? Was this some super villain from Action Comics #34?
To find out, we've made this an MZone Caption Contest. Leave us your best in the comments section.
P.S. Looking at the picture again, you know what's scariest (besides the obvious)? The other people behind her aren't wearing costumes. Meaning this wasn't some Halloween party. No, this women just decided to show up like this for the Gator alumni association fall mixer at the Marriott. Sweet Jesus!
P.P.S. And no, we didn't Photoshop that. Benny is sworn to use his powers for good, not evil.
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I'm pregnant with sextuplets. What's your excuse?
Is this Ace and Gary's archenemy Fatmungus?
I thought helipads used an X not an F.
I hear that's Tebow's girlfriend
so that's what Urban Meyer meant by the spread option.
“It’s burst into flames...get this, Charlie, get this, Charlie... Get out of the way, please, oh, my, this is terrible, oh, my, get out of the way, please! It is burning, burst into flames and is falling on the mooring mast and all the folks we...this is one of the worst catastrophes in the world!...Oh, it’s four or five hundred feet into the sky, it’s a terrific crash ladies and gentlemen...oh, the humanity and all the passengers!”
While waiting impatiently for the body paint artist to return from Sherwin-Williams with another gallon of orange, Silvia just hung out at the party and cheered on the Gators.
While waiting impatiently for the body-paint artist to return from Sherwin-Williams with another gallon of orange, Silvia just stood there at the party, cheering on the Gators.
Univeristy of Florida Gators:
Where we got the polls and the rolls!
Is this one of the left over pumpkins that they were dropping on the cars?
Hey, does this costume make me look fat?
Damn, I ran out of paint so I couldn't finish my F-uck Michigan outfit for the third place game in Pasadena.
Starting at defensive tackle for the Gators... Holly Mangold!
Oh, I'm sorry mam you can't park your van in the banquet hall. Oh wait, you're just a fat woman. Hey Terry, Bob, she's just a fat woman! Sorry fatty fat fat
This is one reason I hate the inventor of SPANDEX!!!
YOST AND BENNY!!! Please give us a picture of why WE LOVE SPANDEX and continue the BCS Co-Ed showdown.
we have a winner!!! Beast in Bama ... hands down!!
In a new program to inspire atheletes to remain acedemically eligible, grades are posted on new 'semi-mobile' stock which follow players around for the remainder of the semester.
The wildly unpopular method is reportedly very sucessful.
did we check to make sure this one isn't mildly retarded?
BCS poll official allie-gader makes herself available to the press in order to dispell rumors that she ate ballots ranking Michigan above Florida. She states, "Anyone who thinks I was biased in my vote counting can kiss my whole ass". Michigan doubters vomited as quietly as possible.
The F is not for Florida. It's stands for FUPA.
1. (looking at Troy Smith), "A baby! Get in my belly!"
2. "Look everyone, it's Captain Fugly!"
3. In a related story, Urban Meyer issued a statement saying the country didn't want to see the same poor quality fat Cbus girls at the BCS game that was at the Michigan-Ohio State game. He said it would be unfair to the Buckeyes to have to nail the same fat girls twice in the same season.
Furthermore, Meyer said he would not recognize the game if it was the samr fat Cbus girls at college football's title game saying fat girls from Gainesville deserves a shot because, as everybody knows, the best fat girls in the country is in Gainsville.
Charlie Weis and Roseanne Barr's love-child. Doctors are not sure who actually delivered the child.
She is the new Gators defensive tackle....since OSU ran thru the Michigan defense like the Mississippi River water thru New Orleans after Katrina, they figured they might need some help up front.
"November 30, 2011:
Gainesville, FL
...Athletic Director Jeremy Foley said former Kansas coach Mark Mangino's enthusiasm for Florida football distinguished him from the other candidates who sought to replace Urban Meyer as the new head coach of the Gators..."
"after Meyer decided to retire after winning 5 national titles. In a related note, Michigan Coach Lloyd Carr has decided to retire as well. Carr will be remembered for losing to Ohio State 8 years in a row beginning in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "We could never beat Ohio State, but we deserved the chance to get beat again by them in the 2007 title game. It was obvious to me and all Michigan fans that the 4th chance to beat Troy Smith and Ohio State was the charm."
gator 1377 --- GOOD comeback!!! You can't avoid the fact yo mama's photo got plastered on this post. LMFAO
Yeah, good luck in Glendale, you knob. (lol)
Urban Meyer is now cursing his deal with the devil.
Announcing this year's University of Florida Homecoming Queen and starting left tackle, ....
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 2: The March on Glendale
Hey Kool-Aid...OH YEAH!!!!
Hell, I feel kind of sorry for her. Obviously, she has no self-awareness; however, it looks like she has no friends either, because you'd think at some point somebody would have said "Um, yeah. That outfit? No."
Of course, that's not going to stop me from trying to come up with a caption..
...aaaand here it is:
"Florida's new fullback has a body tailor-made for the fumblerooski. Tuck the ball into one of those folds and nobody will ever find it...
...and if they do, they won't want it back!"
She is a color-blind Michigan Booster.....the F stands for "failure" in beating Ohio State one time in 3 years.
Gator1377, stop, my side hurts. Too...funny. Too...clever.
What... no references to U of M cheerleaders and/or coeds?
The "F" stands for the flour you're going to need...
Gator1377 - You make diehard SEC fans like myself feel like we have to apologize for our fans behavior every time we leave an SEC board to have a look around. You're trying to poke fun of Michigan, when the blog is clearly about a Florida fan that is very worthy and deserving of the joke these guys here have made. Don't you have a recruit to bail out of "free gifts from boosters" land? Then again I see Urban crying foul that Spurrier has nabbed another top recruit out of Florida, so maybe he's not paying attention to his other committs right now.
Florida is going to extremes to keep that offensive line from letting tOSU get to Leak
F=FOOD... alot of it, ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!
Yost,
I'm going to forward this to ALL my gator friends (my honey is a UF Alum). Great stuff....
Thank God we do not have X-Ray vision like she does.
Wow - fantastic work everyone. I don't have anything on par with what you all have said. This is hilarious.
But I couldn't help wondering - let's say she was out jogging in southern Florda. I know, but bear with me. If she were nabbed by an actual alligator, how many alligators would it take to eat her? I'm guessing at least four. And probably two to drag her back to the water?
And why do I feel like I must be a horrible person if that just popped into my head...?
Urban Meyer's super secret poll lobbyist is revealed. In a related story, two pollsters have been missing since December 3rd.
Cannabalism In Gainesville....
The overweight female Florida fans thinks to herself:
"Hmmmm maybe I can do some cardio and work off this weight when I go to Glendale, Arizona to watch the Gators play in the National Championship. You know the game that Michigan isn't going to."
Its a little known fact that UF used to be Florida University Players Association or as this fan apparently remembers it: FUPA.
This is the real aftermath when Cinderella refused to exit the pumpkin carriage before the stroke of midnight.
gator, I know you're just posting here in order to not have to think about the impending beatdown Florida's going to absorb in the Glendale Bowl, but you have to admit that she's pretty damn funny.
Actually, you don't, but remember: if you can't laugh at yourself, you'll have to listen to the rest of us laughing at you...
South Carolina - and I'm pretty sure you're referring to the past when you said dominates. You know the past when you had our coach. We won in Columbia last year and you certainly didn't dominate us this year in the Swamp. Don't expect to dominate us next year in Columbia either when Tebow is expected to throw more than jump shots.
As a personal aside, kick OSU ass in AZ.
Jim,
Do all you non pro-Michigan remarks get deleted from this blog? Mine seem to. I was be hitting a true nerve of someone.
No, not that I remember. Of course I try not to be a dick when I post here either (well ok, except that 10 reasons why Bama is better than Michigan post under "Help Wanted Blog yesterday or day before. Sorry Bammers)
Try this link and post a complaint. It seems to be for people like you to leave comments,
http://girlspoke.com/2005/10/17/
complaint-department/
I also linked it to my name for this post only.
---Threadjack over I hope----
We now know where Ron Zook is hiding.
Charlie Weiss, Halloween 2006.
well done, jim, well done.
Not a Florida F, their blue or their orange! Now, we all have our ugly ones, they need love too, but obviously, she is an imposter! She could be an old Cal. State Fulerton fan or Rickey Tidwell's Momma.
But College Bob, haven't you ever blown a balloon up near it's maximum point of elasticity and noticed the color gets pretty distorted?!? I tried blowing up the picture to see if I can read the sign, but I can't. Maybe Yost has a version with better resolution, although I throw up a little in my mouth thinking about her in Hi-Def.
"F" asks, "did you see Kaye?"
what, no camel toe?
Friends don't let friends eat friends.
I see you found Chris Leak's Polaroid collection. So I guess we're left to believe that Leak is into Chubby Chasing AND role playing? (or roll playing, choose whichever you'd like)
If you've never been to Gainesville, this is one of the FOXIER coeds.
Jim:
Do not give Yost any ideas!
Want to be an offensive genius?
Want to become a star linemen in just weeks?
Introducing the new Charlie Weiss diet
" Other Andrew said...
Wow - fantastic work everyone. I don't have anything on par with what you all have said. This is hilarious.
But I couldn't help wondering - let's say she was out jogging in southern Florda. I know, but bear with me. If she were nabbed by an actual alligator, how many alligators would it take to eat her? I'm guessing at least four. And probably two to drag her back to the water?
And why do I feel like I must be a horrible person if that just popped into my head...? "
HA!! If she were jogging, aligators would run for their lives as they would think it was an earthquake.
Wow. UM fans are really cruel. I hope you all have beautiful, perfect children. Because if not someone may make fun of them the way you are all making fun of her. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
no wonder Orson Swindle's life is so pathetic......
damn it yost, post something new so i don't have to look at that picture again
AP: University of Florida Changes Mascot from Gators to Manatees
Urban Crier's wife on the Campaign trail for votes from SEC coaches!
Anon 2:52 - Obviously you haven't seen Urban's wife. Not smokin' hot, but not horrible either and even dressed the north Florida slut look to meet with the Florida Gatopr club once when Urban first took the job.... completely with cut-off jean mini-skirt.
Here is the link to Erik's DeepSouthSports blog
(click my name, this post only)
Or try this
http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/
2006/08/behind-every-good-
coach-is-great-woman.html
(just cut/past each of the 3 lines into your addres bar above)
My God. Please post all kinds of meaningless information to push this hideous, massive abuse of human flesh off the page!!
Anon 2:43,
She's wearing spandex, a cape and a mask! What did she expect people to say or do?!
If this was someone just sporting a Gator jersey, we wouldn't have put the picture up. But come on!
Seriously, you're like the guy who shaves a pink mohawk into his head then gets pissed when you stare and says, "What the fuck are you looking at?!"
seriously---new post!!!! i'm gonna stop coming to this site!!!! i can conceive of only one picture more hideous than that one, and it would be tressel and urban meyer locked in embrace.
Charlie Weiss Announced As New Florida Gator Head Coach.
The Auburn Tiger attempts to push its way out of Miss Florida Gator 2006.
-- MichiGing
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