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Friday, December 01, 2006

What they hell are you people searching for?!

One of the cool things about our stat meter is that it not only tells how many people visit the site but, when they find us through a search engine query, it tells us what search terms led folks to us. Now, while most are obvious searches for things like "MZone," "Michigan Football Forum" and other college football related terms, some are...uh...not. In fact, a few of the searches that somehow lead folks to the MZone has Benny and I shaking our heads...and laughing our asses off.

So, in the first of a new regular feature, we present...

The Top 10 Funniest Ways People Found Our Site

10. "Cheerleader Porn" -- Nice to see that out of 413,000 results, we're on page one, baby!
9. "Alabama & Auburn Shit Talk T-Shirt" -- We really hope this was a football search.

Keeping with the whole t-shirt theme...

8. "Chad Henne is a Fag Shirt" -- Gee, wonder where that search originated.
7. "Paterno Shits Himself Pictures" -- Ok, that's just wrong
6. "Promo.whippedass" -- Your guess is as good as ours
5. "UGA Parking Services Fuck" -- Any Georgia folks want to explain this one to us? Gives new meaning to "Between the Hedges"
4. "Auburn Football Championship Rings" -- 'Bama fans are surprised that search returned any results
3. "Colin Cowherd" -- Hmmm. No comment.

And our top two - complete with links to prove it - come from international searches. From German Google comes...

2. "College Fuck Test" -- Out of 1.35 million, how "Greedy Bisexual Purity Test" beat us out, we'll never know. But Benny and I promise to work harder to make sure that when Germans go looking for "College Fuck Tests," the MZone will be their top choice.

And moving to the top of our inagural poll, from Google Spain...

1. "Girl/Girl/Animal" -- Out of 38 results, we're #1! We're #1! Suck that PuckMUG! How does #2 feel, bitch? P.S. You gotta think the dude sitting in his underwear (natch) at some apartment in Madrid was pretty disappointed when he clicked on the MZone link and instead found a picture of Holly Mangold.


ED. NOTE: To all the less-than-computer savy people who just had a heart attack because they think we know who is looking at what -- we don't. The stat meter only tells us what the Google search terms were and not who it was. So relax as you check out the OSU video chick...again. For the 56th time. In the last hour.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe "girl/girl/animal" is how google encodes "brady quinn/charlie weis/laura quinn"...

Jason said...

As a UGA grad, I can go ahead and say that pretty much every time I had to deal with parking services, it had this sort of result.

"Hey, is that UGA Parking services over there? Fuck. We need to move the keg now."

Johnny said...

You could have had a lot more fun with people if you would have not let the cat out of the bag about what info you get from your site meter.

Yost said...

J,

How so? It's all anonymous so we don't know who people are, just what searches are leading to our site.

Anonymous said...

yost--think he means not telling them that you can't see which users are finding the site using those querries

Yost said...

Doh! Ahhh.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

how disappointed do you think the people must be when they come thinking they're getting some good ol' beastiality and they just get some good college football talk?

Man, Yost and Benny, you guys are breaking the hearts of these sick fucks.

Johnny said...

Yeah, just out of nowhere, you could have said, "Mike in Columbus, you sir are a sick sombitch." You know as well as anyone what your chances are of scaring the hell out of somebody. Hehehehe.

Anony said...

Sorry it's FOX sports that I'm linking, but maybe our concerns were for naught...

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6224152?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Oh please God let this be true.

TitleIX said...

watch, UCLA will win and screw over the thousands of LSU fans who have snarfed up a zillion Rose Bowl tickets....
Just you watch...

srudoff said...

titleix,

if UCLA wins, USC goes to the Rose Bowl due to the PAC 10 tie in, UM to the NCG. Then the Rose Bowl gets first pick of all the remaining BCS teams since they lost OSU to the NCG. There's almost no way that they'd pass up LSU after their fans have shown how much spending power they are ready to unleash in Pasadena.

An interesting rumor going around though is that , should USC win, the Rose Bowl will go with ND vs LSU instead of UM vs either LSU or ND. The 3 reasons for this are...

1. UM has been there 3 of the last 4 years

2 because of that,their fans might not be jazzed about going to Pasadena again and

3. UM and their fans might see the Rose Bowl as a consolation game after not making the NCG

This would put UM in the Sugar against the Florida/Ark winner or Orange against the winner of the Wake/GT game.

It's been mentioned on ESPN radio a few times and has been discussed a bunch on GBW

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile the victor's board seems to be gone... anyone know anything about that?

Anony said...

You know srudoff, I wouldn't mind going to the Sugar Bowl and playing the winner of the SEC Championship Game. I just don't want to play ND.