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Friday, November 17, 2006

Thursday in the MZone - Two days, baby! TWO DAYS TO GO!

First off, thank you to all the readers who have been sending us just TONS of material this week. We're doing our best to get a bunch of it up.

Today, we put up the most stuff we've ever put up in one day. Scroll down (and keep scrolling) to find...

* Details on our live Internet broadcast tonight and who our special guests are
* Is Katie Holmes' family pissed about missing the M/OSU game due to her wedding to Tom Cruise? Knowing this site, what do you think?
* We get a couple of the coolest pictures we've ever received from a Marine stationed in Iraq
* About all this M-OSU rematch talk, Yost isn't in favor
* Our most jam-packed Two-Minute Drill
* Michigan fans say good-bye to one of their own

Ok, off to get ready for our show tonight. And as always...

Thanks for reading.


Anonymous said...

I saw some weak jokes at Michigan's expense on this site. I need some support, we gotta fight back with some OSU digs.


Anonymous said...

Since you asked anon, someone just forwarded these to me:

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says,
"Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"

It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will
only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players have learned to dress themselves.
What's the only sign ofintelligent life in Columbus? “Ann Arbor: 187 Miles”

How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their Alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for
the Fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad over the edge.

What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to
McDonalds. May I take your order?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm an OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I
even played football there!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom; I'd better show you how."

Two Ohio State football players were partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.

"Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender.

The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years!"

A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio
cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach
talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As
they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.

Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim and he isinstantly whisked away to his new paradise.

The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."


Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated!


College Bob said...

Just checking in from Auburn! I do own a fitted navy Blue ball cap with the big maize color M, as my parent lived in Birmingham, MI, for a few years. Good luck this weekend! Win or lose you have a great team!

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