
OK, OK, use the keys. They're far more intimidating.
UPDATE: Benny, couldn't resist adding my own caption here...
When did Chris Kattan become a Michigan fan?
HT: LM
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OK, OK, use the keys. They're far more intimidating.
UPDATE: Benny, couldn't resist adding my own caption here...
When did Chris Kattan become a Michigan fan?
HT: LM
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THEEE University of Michigan: Even our Calculus Students are Football Fans
Good decision on changing the photo guys.
How about: Looking for a ride back to North Campus, the last Bursley Bus left 10 minutes ago...
Ah, the Maize Rage...
I don't know whether to laugh at these guys, or feel sorry for them. Especially the kid with the bucket on his head. These clowns take over entire sections of the bleachers and act like they're God's gift to basketball fandom. It's sad. No one else, apparently, is worthy of being as big of a Michigan fan as these guys.
My caption: "The 0.4% of Markley residents who aren't freshmen."
No, they're not fans. They're Tommy's latest recruits.
Budlight presents...real men of genius.
Some hardcore college football fans paint their faces, yell at the top of their lungs and give it their all every saturday. Not you Mr. Freshman key jiggler. You're a whitebread midwestern throwback from the mitten state. Every saturday after you finish your Physics Homework you bravely jangle your keys like a jello jiggler on speed in hopes of preventing another Lloyd Carr meltdown. Intimidation...you've got the keys to your dead grandma's Dodge Stratus. You're truly are a man of genius.
BRIAN THOMAS BUCKEYE
"A casting call for the lead role in 'The Last American Virgin II' attracted these very worthy auditioners yesterday in Ann Arbor."
"The six most prominent Michigan bloggers strike a pose."
"Straight outta Crisler, crazee mutha fucka named Eugene, from the gang called whiteys with the droop jeans...When we face strife, I got a pen knife, on my key chain that I shake at games fo' life..."
ic,
LOL!
"During '06-'07, Amaker's recruiting focus shifted from Detroit to Bloomfield Hills"
"We Want You...To Never Get Laid Like Us."
Space bitches, space.
"No longer will our penises remain flacid and unused. We will fight for every man out there who should be getting laid but isn't. We will get LAID!"
"And Go Michigan!"
Why did the photo get changed? I breezed through here yesterday but didn't read the comments because I was busy refreshing about ten political blogs every thirty seconds or so from about 5pm to 4am. Props to you Michiganders on Granholm and Stabenow; not so much on Issue 2.
Anyway, let me guess: the guy in the picture is a homeless/mentally ill fixture in A2, and it was judged to be in poor taste to be apparently mocking him - did I get it right?
There's guys like that on every campus (or, perhaps more accurately, attached to every campus). Here in Columbus we've had the "Help is on the way" guy for years, who I still see around sometimes, and one dude who used to walk up and down High Street barking along at the top of his voice to the heavy metal playing on his Walkman - at least I hope there was music playing on that Walkman.
Oh, and here's my caption:
"Meeting at Crisler arena to take their parents' minivans to their game vs. Northwestern, the U of M World of Warcraft team stikes a fearful pose."
DAMN it..."strikes".
WE WANT YOU...for the Ann Arbor audio/video club...
"We want you for the U-M Chess club!! If you've always wanted to get to 3rd base with a girl, a real, live girl, then join the chess club! That's right, you can hold hands with a girl, and play chess!!!"
Oh, and boo to Granmole and the beast, Stabenow. Yay on 2. (and 5)
As the one who first suggested you change the photo, I feel I owe you at least a suggested caption on the new pic. So here it is. Sing it if you know the tune: "Backstreet's back, alright!"
Matsut
Nice work starting to turn Ohio blue. We'll finish the job next weekend.
DEVO II wants you!
anon 1:05- very funny with the backstreet thing.
anon 1:34- you do know there really is a devo II... you can get their cd at the disney srore. I saw it when I was shopping there for the kids the other day. Scary stuff.
A wild guess that this was the only way the guy on the far right ever got "leied."
In the spirit of sportsmanship, and in hopes of maintaining our presence on the NCAA's good side, we here at the University of Michigan introduce the New Fab 5, err 6, guranteed not to raise any suspicions about paying players to get talent. (These fuckers are also more than likely smart enough to remember how many timeouts are left).
seriously--why did the photo get changed. coulier was great on full house.
YOU are Ohio State. And YOU will win on Nov.18
"We got spirit yes we do, we spirit, how 'bout YOU?!?
I can;t type...
"We got spirit, yes we do, we got spirit, how 'bout YOU?"
Someone's mommy didn't teach their kid to use Tide ColorStay detergent.
We are some wiiild and craaaazy guys!!!
You come in our 'hood, we're gonna give you an equation to solve.
Mike
We will give you 10 dollars to not have an alltel circle!
We're willing to go to $12.
The UM World of Warcraft Guild montly "get out of the basement" night at Crisler Arena...
"Introducing...the one, the only, 2006-2007 University of Michigan Halo Team!"
The reason why OSU fans hate michigan fans.
The Michigan chess team throws down the challenge to Leon Hall.
(In case you don't get it):
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=uwire-checkmatewolverinesbondthr&prov=uwire&type=lgns
Damn,
I am beginning to understand why tOSU fans pick on Michigan fans.
"Mystery Men 2 at A2"
Mr. Furious [Ben Stiller], The Spleen [Pee Wee Herman] and Blue Raja [Hank Azaria] face stiff competition in the romancing of The Bowler [Janeane Garofalo]by the "Crazy Key Jinglers" of A2 while Casanova Frankenstein [Geoffrey Rush]attempts to have dicso party serving nothing but canned beer in C-Bus.
Michigan D & D team 2006
front: Lary "lights Out" Watkins
Center: Brian "Screech" Simmons, Tim "Ti-May" Cunnigham, Cody "Boy Band" Thomas
Back: Ryan "Hot Sauce" Wilson, Brantly "Hard Core" Dunn
Volunteer campus security aids identify Stanley "Big Buck Nutz" Joblanksi and Brandon "Woody" Hayes. The Columbus men were accused of having sexual relations in the reference section at the UGLi.
Look its Larry Harrison
hey that's my friend steve, go easy guys :)
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