Your Life: Trying not to get caught staring at the Texas pom pom girls like the cop in the far right corner of the above picture. Then, when you get home from game, suggest to your wife during twice monthly, you're-on-top-this-time married sex that she wear chaps like "those Texas cheerleaders" during next sexual encounter in mid-November When you get "that look," give her confused-bordering-on-hurt "What? I was just kidding" look back. Continue fantasizing about PICK ONE girl above who was completely grossed out when she realized you were staring.
College Life: Bummed that three of the girls above are in your Intro Psych class because you've slept with two of them which might blow your chance with the third. However, when she brings up "perve at game" who kept taking pictures of her during Red River Shoot Out, nod in understanding manner while chiming in how you hate freaks like that. When she tilts her head and gives you "Awww, that is so sweet look," Bingo! Complete triple play following Saturday after night of drinking games at various campus bars.
(Thanks to Scott for the pic)
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I live in Austin.
This is not a joke...
My Life: Reading a blog at work wondering how much I can get away with before the boss catches me.
College Life 10 years ago: Looking at porn in the computer lab wondering how much I can get away with before the monitor catches me.
It should be noted that brad graduated magna cum laude from tOSU.
Chaps, bitches! Chaps!
*sigh* Take me back to my college years.... I was captain stabbin'. Now I'm a pathetic cubicle jockey...
I can't tell which life is the more fantasy of the two: The Texas girls in chaps and me boning them, or the fact that you guys seem to think i get it twice a month from the Mrs.
Again, thank you jerks for making me feel like hanging myself today. I look forward to next week's edition. and the co-ed showdown if that ever happens again
After reading the "space" blog a few weeks ago, Beast, your comment made me spew coke all over my office monitor. Now I've greatly increased the odds that Brad's "my life" worry will come true for me.
Pom pom girls naked under the white vest and the chaps.
Hot damn!
Man I miss College Life...even if it was 5 years ago.
Genius. That's the story of my life summed up in two paragraphs. One caveat: you forgot to mention the occasional/regrettable "ugly girl" Tuesday night hook up -- except I'd now give my left nut to hook up with the 5'4", 105-pound "ugly girl" now.
I pray to Judas that the chap girls accompany the team to
Lu-buttock this weekend. Please, God grant me this wish
sports on a schtick,
That was low. I didn't say I was at the Washtenaw public library. Besides, if you were at UM 10 years ago, you would already know quality pickings were slim. From my recent visits it does look like things have improved somewhat though. Dammit.
If anything brad you're a pioneer. If folks like you weren't downloading boobies on a 28.8k connection years ago, this whole internet thing might have gone the way of Pet Rocks and New Coke.
Guys you have my deepest sympathies. When I was in college I was a science geek doing inexperienced girls from my lab section. Now I have a wife who will try anything. AND, she has friends!
I guess it is because you are Michigan men.
I'll take the one in the chaps
Anon 5:51 - please don't tell us about your Brokeback 'Shoe moments with your 'wife' and his friends.
I just don't get this fascination with the chaps. Sure, they're useful when riding about on horseback, but on cheerleaders?? Unless you've got a leather fetish or something they're not sexy, and these girls would look a lot better without them.
Not sexy? Oh, GC. GC, GC, GC.
Yost,
Fetish duly noted. ;)
Seriously, you don't see the FSU cowgirls wearing them.
You've been staring at UM's soccer moms too much. Here's what real cheerleaders look like:
http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/media/2004fball_05.jpg
Better with chaps??
Are you saying you get it twice a month and sometimes she gets on top? All I can say is your life is better than mine....by a bunch!
gc likes boys with chaps
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