Ok, as much as it pains us to do this, this week's MZone Caption Contest comes from Benny and my visit to the Big House last weekend for the Iowa game. At halftime, we spotted the gentlemen above with the
Here's the caption we came up with:
The MZone was forced to issue a public apology to all Buckeye fans who wear those giant nuts on their head after seeing this guy.Leave us your best in the comments section.
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REMEMBER THE ALAMO...bowl
It still looks better than a buckstache.
"I know I'm from Iowa, but will someone please get this damn animal off my head!"
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"My name is Drew Tate. Will someone please direct me to the post-game news conference."
"and the 10th one goes to Michigan."
The latest in fashion statements...The Ann Arbor Mullet.
How obsessed must you be with your school's rival to put your head up their mascot's ass?
I hope it didn't smell. I mean, seriously, forget the caption contest - where in the HELL did he get that thing?
It looks like the feet are still on it!
It seems that Bob's "Scent-O-Wolverine" worked a little too well!
The always well-groomed Donald Trump comes to Ann Arbor scouting talent for the next season of "The Apprentice"
Michigan fan I may be, but I'm with penalty kill the Ann Arbor mullet. Now that's comedy
tosu fans spying on the blue, that was what they would wear if they were actual Blue fans.
"I told you. I spent the summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines...GOSH!"
"It's not a wolverine people, it's my 'face, bitches, face'. "
Of course, we all prefer beaver. But when times are tough, we're a little drunk, and the bar is about to close, sometimes we just can't be so choosy.
#9 in the "Fun things to do with roadkill" manual....
everyone has music playing in their heads when they walk down the street. jim-bob has "stayin' alive."
"Don't just restore your ordinary hair! With the New Gameday(R) Customizable Pelt formula, you can BE your inner mascot! Dozens of species available - badger, wolverine, gopher, tig-eag-er, and more! Call now - operators standing by. 1-800-BADTAST."
...that's when Merle said, "if the Tigers make the World Series, I'll dig up my dead dog and wear him on my head to the next UM home game"
Since the last time Mike Cooper was visited by Carl Monday, his buckstache has taken on a whole new identity.
"A John Cooper sighting in Ann Arbor"
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"Tired of having his head up his ass, man seeks alternative."
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"Things have not been the same for man after his head was eaten by a Wolverine"
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"Fielding H. Crockett"
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