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Friday, October 27, 2006

Michigan's Answer to OSU Video Chick

If you're a regular reader of this site, you're probably familiar with "Ohio State Video Chick" who did a sexy little dance to allegedly entice her boyfriend to come to Columbus for school. Some have called it "The Greatest Recruiting Video EVER" (ok, that was us).

In any event, as if U-M's incredible football season wasn't enough, a coed from A2 has answered in a big way and posted a recruitment video for Michigan in response.

Eat your heart out, Buckeyes!



(Big hat tip to SB for the link!)

53 comments:

Brickeye said...

Where do I sign up?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a buckeye....but I ate my heart out.....then threw it right back up!

It's no wonder we need a stadium renovation. The seats MUST get wider.

Baby got back.....

Wolvereine419 said...

Gross! I hate you guys

Anonymous said...

You guys are bastards.

Chris of Dangerous Logic said...

Yeah, I, um... uhhh...

Yeah. Ten seconds of that and I'm going to go poke my eyes out now.

Thanks a bunch.

The irony was that the single-frame teaser that YouTube shows when it loads the page showed just promising cleavage. If it had showed pretty much any other frame, I would have known to steer clear.

Cock D said...

Its a Man, Man!!!

Excuse me while i vomit.

Anonymous said...

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Anonymous said...

So those really weren't earthquakes in Hawaii, it was just this fat-ass bouncing around.

Oh, and you guys should be sent to 'blogger-detention' for a week for making that accessible to the general public.

She did seem a little too hot for your typical Michigan chick though.

Oldcoach said...

What the hell?? That was sick!!
Why in your right mind would you post this?? Are you guys that hard up for blog material?

nmbeck20 said...

I would guess sophomore. She has definitely put on the freshmen fifteen, but has yet to go through that inevitable anorexic phase during her junior year....

Paul said...

Wow, I'm glad I didn't see that when I was a teenager.

Kind of looks like a South Quadie in the Spring after loading up on meal service carbos all year long.

Reed4AU said...

She must be the offspring of Roseanne and the kool-aid man.

I bet she's still jiggling.

Anonymous said...

Obviously not an SEC coed.

Scott in Columbus said...

Was that a Michigan Cheerleader?

Joe said...

You wouldn't happen to have her number would you? She's my dream boat! (Ummm...I mean barge)

Knee deep in tOSU said...

Dancing portly girl. That's just funny.

Scott Boswell said...

I could be her conqu'ring hero...and she could be my West.

jeremy said...

No way, Scott. She would've been wearing blue khakis and a baggy polo shirt.

Spartan Bob said...

Ohh... so... WRONG and true all at once.

The amazing sales job done by Lloyd Carr and staff is all the more impressive when you see these large obstacles that are placed in the path of his visiting recruits.

And BTW, where have all the anonymous posters and other "Fire Lloyd" detractors from before the season scurried to?

This is not a dig, as I recognize that Lloyd has had his supporters here and elsewhere all along. But in August and before, even media types were foolishly claiming he was on some sort of hot seat.

I bet that a collection of pre-season comments posted on this topic would make for an amusing and thought-provoking post.

Anonymous said...

Moooooooo...... now we know why the replaced the turf with plastic grass.

Mike said...

If you squint your eyes so everthing looks real blurry, she kinda looks like Brittany Spears. The sexy one, not the post baby fat chick.

Anonymous said...

I'm lovin it!

Klak said...

I watched that whole thing cause I thought there might be a punchline.

Now I'm just a whole lot dumber than I was two minutes ago.

Allaha said...

You may be laughing now, but when she leads the Big Ten in sacks next year, we'll see who's laughing then.

Tell her those stickers on the tOSU helmets are coupons for Dunkin Donuts, and their QB is a dead man.

Andy said...

I call baloney:
If she was a real Michigan chick she would have a oversized random college sweatshirt covering that behind and a chip-clip in her hair...

beast in 'bama said...

Good one, allaha! A little-known recruit out of Kalamazoo, sitting out as a redshirt freshman...

Anon 8:42: You forgot "ba dop bop ba ba"

srudoff said...

is that Mangold's sister?

Andy said...

is that Mangold's sister?

I thought the same thing at first.

Holley is much stronger and her choice in music is better.

BTW: her Alter Knights football team is undefeated too...

Anonymous said...

wow, my eyes will never be the same, i'm glad no one walked by my desk at work during the last couple of minutes

WillinSacto said...

Funny, I thought she went to MSU.

Anonymous said...

Are we sure that's not Hefty Lefty Lorenzo that QB'ed at Kentucky and is now 3rd string for the Giants?

Anonymous said...

That is just cruel to us twice a month guys discussed a couple of days ago.

College Bob said...

THICK!

How could you do such a thing to your loyal readers?

If that is your idea of a recruitment video, ya'll really do need to come to a game down South.

War Eagle!

Anonymous said...

I held my lunch until that close up at the end. But when she came in for the facial close up, jabbed her tongue a few times between those chubby, spread fingers, well, it was like a scene out of the "Exorcist" at my office.

Anonymous said...

Of all the blog postings. That was THE MOST USELESS one.

Yost said...

Anon 1:21,

Rent a sense of humor. Stat.

mg said...

Star Wars kid in drag.

Joshua said...

Oh.my.god. Can someone please pass the mental bleach?

harry hasselhoff said...

Wow, the anti-Cialis. 36-hours of non-readiness, guaranteed.

Brian said...

That's not even funny.... that's just wrong!

Anonymous said...

c-mon man that guy must be drunk hey boy's break out the flour. ha ha I'm sure someone can do better than that.

Quiet Storm said...

The sad thing is that she actually looks hotter than most of our cheerleaders, especially when they wear those godforsaken soccer mom outfits.

Ungar Kelt said...

Now it all makes sense.

It is close to last call in some Yspilanti drinking hole. You’ve been drinking alcohol – a lot of alcohol. Your vision is very blurry. You do another shot of J├Ągermeister. The bar lights are dim. Someone catches your eye (which isn’t easy, since one eye is completely closed and the other is only ¼ open). She is a pretty girl in a Catholic school girl outfit and pig-tails across the room. Her shirt is unbuttoned at the top revealing a nice set of jugs.

You watch her do a sexy little dance on the dance floor, which, bizarrely enough, ends with her dropping to her knees and giving the coochie-munching “V” sign. You can’t help but get turned on, having just finished another shot of J├Ągermeister. You buy her a drink and make-out a little. You jump at the chance when she offers to give you a ride home.

As she drives you to her apartment, your head starts to clear. You roll your window down a little and get some fresh air. Your vision clears a little, and in horror, you realize what you’ve done – you’ve been sucking face with Chris Farley.

As you pull into the apartment parking lot, you immediately ask her to take you home. She refuses. Now your head really hurts, and you realize that you're stuck in a car with a 250lb woman on a one-way street to a one-night stand from hell.

You beg her to drop you off at the dorm again, she won't.

You struggle for the keys. In a feat of strength and speed that only an elite college athlete could muster, you actually push the 250lb woman out of her car, violently wrestle the keys out of her hand, and squeal your tires as you exit the parking lot. Crying, she gets her cell phone out – you wrongly assume it is to order pizza(s).

Realizing you might get charged with auto theft, you leave the car in an empty parking lot and sneak into the dorm, thanking God that no one saw you. Whew, that was close – luckily, no damage done.

Anonymous said...

If it gets us a national championship, Id bang it... twice

Brad said...

Like anon 12:26, I was OK until the final horrifying close up. Some things you just can't unsee. Good job on the nightmare fuel for Halloween, guys.

matsut said...

srudoff is the king for the Mangold's sister reference...even from an OSU fan's perpective, that was the funniest comment so far - that was Orson Swindle-level humor.

Anonymous said...

oh no......why did that ever have to happen?

Anonymous said...

More cowbell...

one for the music and one for the chick as a warning signal. Hear the bell, close your eyes and run. Don't look back, oh god, don't look back.

Anonymous said...

Fat Chicks Rock!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ungar Kelt 7:40 PM said...


You've been drinking alcohol – a lot of alcohol. Your vision is very blurry...

In a feat of strength and speed that only an elite college athlete could muster, you actually push the 250lb woman out of her car, violently wrestle the keys out of her hand...

Crying, she gets her cell phone out...

Realizing you might get charged with auto theft, you leave the car in an empty parking lot...


You saw Adrian Arrington on the night in question????

So this must be what Lloyd meant by the facts don't support the accusations in the case?

LOL

Anonymous said...

'Nuff said about C-Bus girls. If that is what M hs to offer I'm glad I'm a tOSU fan.

Yost said...

Anon,

Uh, please tell me you didn't take this seriously. Please. Pretty please.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it