When reporters pressed for details after the game, Paterno got testy and said, "Guys, can we talk about the game? Are you guys writing for a medical journal?"
Thus, in a variation on our usual caption contest, we ask MZone readers to tell us where they think JoePa went during for those two quarters.
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Initially, he wanted to get in the locker room early to change the mix tape on the stereo: Sinatra, Rosemary Clooney, Kay Kaiser, Perry Como, and Nat King Cole! Enough of that damned rap crap!
But then he got word of some bachelor party in Vegas...
I hope he wiped his Tressel real good when he took that monster Clarett.
On top of Ohio Stadium singing "The Victors!"
leave GrandPa alone.
how completely embarrassing for him.
plus, ya know, he wears those khaki pants and they show everything....
Maybe he and Spielman ate at the same place Friday night????
I think he realized he was sporting a Woody Hayes for 4 hours after taking the little blue pill and had to go call the doctor and talk that thing down.
I guess those brains he ate for breakfast disagreed with him.
He probably ran back in the locker room to check The M Zone to see if anyone repied to his last post.
When he was running I could see that he had that "gotta get to the shitter before it squirts out" run. One leg a little stiff. Hell at his age he should of just grabbeda depends and came right back out everyone would of understood.
I could've solved JoePa's issue with a golfball and duct tape....
Gentlemen, while I usually enjoy everything about this site...and that's coming from and OSU fan...I even find the humor in your OSU bashing...taking a shot at a man who will be 80 in December is surprising low for you guys.
Regardless....I love your site.
Anon,
We can get lower. Trust us.
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