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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Where's JoePa?

During the Nittany Lions' 28-6 loss to OSU Saturday, Penn State coach Joe Paterno showed off his 8.3 speed when, midway through the second quarter, he sprinted across the field to the locker room and didn't return until the fourth because he had to take a monster shit was suffering from the flu.

When reporters pressed for details after the game, Paterno got testy and said, "Guys, can we talk about the game? Are you guys writing for a medical journal?"

Thus, in a variation on our usual caption contest, we ask MZone readers to tell us where they think JoePa went during for those two quarters.

12 comments:

beast in bama said...

Initially, he wanted to get in the locker room early to change the mix tape on the stereo: Sinatra, Rosemary Clooney, Kay Kaiser, Perry Como, and Nat King Cole! Enough of that damned rap crap!

But then he got word of some bachelor party in Vegas...

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

I hope he wiped his Tressel real good when he took that monster Clarett.

MGOBLUE94 said...

On top of Ohio Stadium singing "The Victors!"

TitleIX said...

leave GrandPa alone.
how completely embarrassing for him.
plus, ya know, he wears those khaki pants and they show everything....

Maybe he and Spielman ate at the same place Friday night????

Anonymous said...

I think he realized he was sporting a Woody Hayes for 4 hours after taking the little blue pill and had to go call the doctor and talk that thing down.

Mike said...

I guess those brains he ate for breakfast disagreed with him.

Anonymous said...

He probably ran back in the locker room to check The M Zone to see if anyone repied to his last post.

bruno6u said...

When he was running I could see that he had that "gotta get to the shitter before it squirts out" run. One leg a little stiff. Hell at his age he should of just grabbeda depends and came right back out everyone would of understood.

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Anonymous said...

I could've solved JoePa's issue with a golfball and duct tape....

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen, while I usually enjoy everything about this site...and that's coming from and OSU fan...I even find the humor in your OSU bashing...taking a shot at a man who will be 80 in December is surprising low for you guys.

Regardless....I love your site.

Yost said...

Anon,

We can get lower. Trust us.