By now, college football fans across the country -- nay, citizens around the world -- know the story of Jenn Sterger, the FSU Cowgirl. She was on her way to the 2005 Florida State-Miami game when, as she says, "Some drunken idiot spilled beer on my shirt while I was in the village (a place we all tailgate), and I was like… fu*k it! I just threw on my bathing suit top, and took one for the team ;) . I was not about to miss this game."
Well, after seeing what she wore to the Florida State-Miami on Monday, we can only assume the diabolical gods of football fashion are out to smite this poor girl. Because judging from the photo below, some drunken idiot must have attacked the front of her top with a pair of scissors this year.
Holy Mother of Bowden!
What are the odds of something like this happening two years in a row?! It's almost mind boggling.
As of this writing, no word yet on what caused her Cowgirl co-hort to be forced to wear her gold sequined
Leave us your theories on what pre-game fashion tragedy befell Sterger and friend this year.
(Thanks to the reader who sent us the link to this pic in the comments section of our FSU post Tuesday)
UPDATE: It's even worse than we thought for Sterger! A reader sent us the link for the picture below. Apparently the bastard with the beer found her again this year after the first picture was taken! Whew, thank goodness he only spilled it on the bottom of the top she was wearing.