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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

MZone Caption Contest


Yes, it's that time again. Give us your best in the comments section. Here's what we came up with for this Rocky Top dandy...
You can't spell outdoor shitter without UT
Thanks to MZone reader Scott for the pic.

30 comments:

J.Bravo said...

"Everyone keeps saying we have one of the most f*cked up fight songs in this here country! I don't understand it....we be good people here. Hold on, Frank. God damnit, Emma Gene! Can I get some privacy?! You know we ate squirrel last night!"

Anonymous said...

so is that supposed to be a Texas jacket? because thats a Tennessee logo..

if it is supposed to be a Texas logo, then thanks for posting on Hornfans, where most have enjoyed your opinion.. cuz I doubt you'd be welcome now after this.

Anonymous said...

It's a Tennessee logo and it is referencing SOS' infamous quote that you can't spell CITRUS without UT.

Anonymous said...

In some parts of the country, cell phone technology has advanced more quickly than plumbing.

Anonymous said...

"....and now for my impression of Lloyd Carr in the 2005 Rose Bowl.."

Anonymous said...

Texas fans who think this post is about your team - notice that the post itself says "here's what we came up with for this ROCKY TOP dandy." ITS ABOUT TENNESSEE. Duh!

I'm surprised because Texas fans are normally pretty smart. Can't say the same for VY on that Wonderlic, however ;)

Scott Boswell said...

I doubt he/she is a true Texas fan. Otherwise, they would have noticed the years of the NC wins doesn't correlate. Pkus the log. Plus the color of orange...

Anonymous said...

"OK baby...I gotta ta go...I'm trying to take me a Sperior and wipe my Meyer"

Doug said...

After a long hard day working as a graduate assistant for the Mississippi State Bulldogs, former UT "standout" Casey Clausen retires to his Starkville estate for an evening of classy relaxation.

Anonymous said...

hey look its that other manning brother!

guthrie said...

"Well, it was either this here fancy cordless whatchamathingy or indoor plummin'. I'm comfortable I done decided right."

Anonymous said...

With one of the most loyal followings in college football, watch as another dedicated Volunteer fan places his order for season tickets.

Anonymous said...

Funny, last time I saw this picture farked, it was poking fun at the U. of Alabama, with a crimson tide sticker on the window.

Scott Boswell said...

"UT finally makes a bowl."

Mike said...

"This is Billy Bob at the Sunny Vista trailer park on highway 45. I'm down to my last UT National Championship jacket and I need something to wipe my ass on right quick. Could you send Billy Ray over with some of those Phil Fulmer sweaters?"

Kudos to the guy that photoshopped that UT jacket in.

once crapped in a hormel chili can said...

The newly renovated Neyland Stadium now has toilets.

Rich said...

Hey, Coach Fulmer. I found a good use for your playbook.

Boomer Bear said...

Where did you get that picture of Rhett Bomar's uncle? I think he is on the phone with the Volunteers seeing if there are any good paying dealerships in town!

Anonymous said...

Hey Meyer, I've got a message for you...and I'll flush twice because it's a long way to Gainesville.

trenchdoc said...

"What? No more money? well then you can tell Ol' Phil that I done had a vasectomy and there aint gonna be no more Colquitt kickers!"

Anonymous said...

"Tennstud" recovers from a rough night of *comforting* Fulmer.

"Don't worry sugartits, I'll take care of all those mean coaches who kept you out of a bowl game last year. Whose my lil Krispy Kreme?"

Anonymous said...

"Hey Coach Fulmer! This is Jim Bob Cooter's Dad. I was wondering when you're gonna let the Ol Cooter back on the Team!!!"

clemsontiger said...

Undigested can of corn-1

Univ. of Tennessee-0

Or......................

Philip Fulmer's head recruiter decides to drop off the latest round of UT recruits at the fine UT facilities.

Anonymous said...

"I'm one big turd away from fittin' into that jacket"

Anonymous said...

"Nah, man, shut up and just bring me sum damn paper. I already gone used the jacket. Got tanked last night and wiped my ass clean on her. Now she's gotta air dry before I scoots off to Knox for the game."

JD said...

"New Vols defensive strategy consultant Joe-Bob Wixwhank instructs Phil Fulmer on how to deal with a running attack."

Anonymous said...

The Ohio State student loan office, may I help you?

jhath3 said...

...The new luxury suites at Neyland Stadium are a hit.

Go Cocks! said...

Yo Bubba, I dun got my fancy costume riddy to whar tonite to the Climpson's booster special member's club "thank-god we're-not-fans-of" partee.

Anonymous said...

I got the screaming cheatah weelies from reading the M zone....and yes I live in Michigan