Yes, it's that time again. Give us your best in the comments section. Here's what we came up with for this Rocky Top dandy...
You can't spell outdoor shitter without UTThanks to MZone reader Scott for the pic.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
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Yes, it's that time again. Give us your best in the comments section. Here's what we came up with for this Rocky Top dandy...
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"Everyone keeps saying we have one of the most f*cked up fight songs in this here country! I don't understand it....we be good people here. Hold on, Frank. God damnit, Emma Gene! Can I get some privacy?! You know we ate squirrel last night!"
so is that supposed to be a Texas jacket? because thats a Tennessee logo..
if it is supposed to be a Texas logo, then thanks for posting on Hornfans, where most have enjoyed your opinion.. cuz I doubt you'd be welcome now after this.
It's a Tennessee logo and it is referencing SOS' infamous quote that you can't spell CITRUS without UT.
In some parts of the country, cell phone technology has advanced more quickly than plumbing.
"....and now for my impression of Lloyd Carr in the 2005 Rose Bowl.."
Texas fans who think this post is about your team - notice that the post itself says "here's what we came up with for this ROCKY TOP dandy." ITS ABOUT TENNESSEE. Duh!
I'm surprised because Texas fans are normally pretty smart. Can't say the same for VY on that Wonderlic, however ;)
I doubt he/she is a true Texas fan. Otherwise, they would have noticed the years of the NC wins doesn't correlate. Pkus the log. Plus the color of orange...
"OK baby...I gotta ta go...I'm trying to take me a Sperior and wipe my Meyer"
After a long hard day working as a graduate assistant for the Mississippi State Bulldogs, former UT "standout" Casey Clausen retires to his Starkville estate for an evening of classy relaxation.
hey look its that other manning brother!
"Well, it was either this here fancy cordless whatchamathingy or indoor plummin'. I'm comfortable I done decided right."
With one of the most loyal followings in college football, watch as another dedicated Volunteer fan places his order for season tickets.
Funny, last time I saw this picture farked, it was poking fun at the U. of Alabama, with a crimson tide sticker on the window.
"UT finally makes a bowl."
"This is Billy Bob at the Sunny Vista trailer park on highway 45. I'm down to my last UT National Championship jacket and I need something to wipe my ass on right quick. Could you send Billy Ray over with some of those Phil Fulmer sweaters?"
Kudos to the guy that photoshopped that UT jacket in.
The newly renovated Neyland Stadium now has toilets.
Hey, Coach Fulmer. I found a good use for your playbook.
Where did you get that picture of Rhett Bomar's uncle? I think he is on the phone with the Volunteers seeing if there are any good paying dealerships in town!
Hey Meyer, I've got a message for you...and I'll flush twice because it's a long way to Gainesville.
"What? No more money? well then you can tell Ol' Phil that I done had a vasectomy and there aint gonna be no more Colquitt kickers!"
"Tennstud" recovers from a rough night of *comforting* Fulmer.
"Don't worry sugartits, I'll take care of all those mean coaches who kept you out of a bowl game last year. Whose my lil Krispy Kreme?"
"Hey Coach Fulmer! This is Jim Bob Cooter's Dad. I was wondering when you're gonna let the Ol Cooter back on the Team!!!"
Undigested can of corn-1
Univ. of Tennessee-0
Or......................
Philip Fulmer's head recruiter decides to drop off the latest round of UT recruits at the fine UT facilities.
"I'm one big turd away from fittin' into that jacket"
"Nah, man, shut up and just bring me sum damn paper. I already gone used the jacket. Got tanked last night and wiped my ass clean on her. Now she's gotta air dry before I scoots off to Knox for the game."
"New Vols defensive strategy consultant Joe-Bob Wixwhank instructs Phil Fulmer on how to deal with a running attack."
The Ohio State student loan office, may I help you?
...The new luxury suites at Neyland Stadium are a hit.
Yo Bubba, I dun got my fancy costume riddy to whar tonite to the Climpson's booster special member's club "thank-god we're-not-fans-of" partee.
I got the screaming cheatah weelies from reading the M zone....and yes I live in Michigan
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