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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

MZone Caption Contest: Ben Olson Edition

Folks, we've had our share of fun with photos of USC players (yes, we're talking to you, Sanchez). Now we turn our attention to their crosstown rival, UCLA, and this pic of Bruin starting QB, Ben Olson...


Yes, somewhere out there even Mark Sanchez is saying, "Man, that's fucked up."

Leave us your best caption in the comments section. Here's what we came up with...

UCLA QB Ben Olson works on his out patterns. Tomorrow, he gets to work on putting more bran in his diet.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

"One of the downfalls of being ambidextrous is not being able to decide which hand to throw the ball with."

KB said...

UCLA football camp: Winner of the 'Gayest looking football throwing motion award' goes to....Ben Olsen!

MonkeyWrench32 said...

Oh God! That fart was wet!

Allaha said...

As an equal opportunity school, even mongolids are guaranteed playing time.

Mike "Spicoli" said...

"Damn Chafing Garment of the Holy Priesthood"

Anonymous said...

What, me worry?

huskerosta said...

I like tater tots.

Anonymous said...

What, me worry?

Bo Schembechler said...

That's right Ben... USC needs UCLA a lot more than UCLA needs USC.

Pants McPants said...

UCLA implores Olsen to work on his 27 second "Slow motion fantastique"
release...

Anonymous said...

Fire make Ben Olsen Angry! Arrgh!!

Lichty said...

Bruin QB Ben Olson demonstrates the "raise the roof" cheer he learned during off-season workouts with the Bruin basketball cheerleaders. Although the coaches applaud his willingness to work hard, they are trying to get Olson to stop trying to "raise the roof" while UCLA is on offense.

Jason said...

Ben struggles to learn the intricacies of the 'invisible hamburger platter in your right hand' offense.

Quiet Storm said...

"UCLA QB Ben Olson prepares for the Special Olympics."

Anonymous said...

UCLA quarterback Ben Olsen passes during a recent practice. Its good to hear that he received a wonderlic score of 10, soundly beating Vince Young

Anonymous said...

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Anonymous said...

How many times do I have to tell you don't talk during my BACKSWING!

dj_chickenskratch said...

UCLA quarterback Ben Olson, pictured above, was an extra in the movie Pumpkin.

guthrie said...

Lloyd Christmas' long lost brother finally surfaces.

David Cox said...

Have you seen my baseball? Hey, this isn't my baseball. Franks & beans! Franks & beans!

TitleIX said...

CHUCKY wants to PLAY!

Anonymous said...

Karl, I said no teeth!!

Kal said...

I should quit football again and become a groundskeeper at a country club. I already have the awkward lip thing going, all I need now is some Northern California Sensemilia, and a hatred towards varmints.

Anonymous said...

LOL

I've got a pool and a pond, Drew. Pond would be good for you....

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben....
Hope you live to be a hundred, and have your hemmorroids every day of it.

Anonymous said...

How was your visit to San Fransisco?

Anonymous said...

"Oh no, diarrhea!"

Anonymous said...

Oops, I think I just shit myself!!

Anonymous said...

My shoes hurt!

(Stephen Lynch, anyone?)

Anonymous said...

Ben just found out santa claus isnt real

bruno6u said...

OH GOD,Sanchez's Head just went in my ass and it feels this big

Anonymous said...

Suddenly, Ben Olsen remembered that he was actually RIGHT handed.